The Funniest Impossibilities --

Date: 30-10-2007 7:10 pm (15 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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- at 30-10-2007 07:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol....I hope u get laughing with this....just think of something that can never happen!....thats funny tooo....

Bill gates was denied visa to Nigeria this afternoon.


Posted: at 30-10-2007 07:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- odehg at 30-10-2007 07:37 PM (15 years ago)
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

Osama fell down from his praying mat and broke his neck!!!! Grin
Posted: at 30-10-2007 07:37 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herre at 30-10-2007 08:39 PM (15 years ago)
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lol!!
pope clement went to a stip club
Posted: at 30-10-2007 08:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Dguy at 31-10-2007 02:30 AM (15 years ago)
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Yaradu'a announced sending relieve materials to victims of California inferno........ how kind of Naija!

Posted: at 31-10-2007 02:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 31-10-2007 03:16 AM (15 years ago)
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Vixen became a true born again christian!
Posted: at 31-10-2007 03:16 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Dguy at 31-10-2007 04:13 AM (15 years ago)
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BTW MTN's directors are in new york to discuss the acquisition of tmobile

Posted: at 31-10-2007 04:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herre at 31-10-2007 04:16 AM (15 years ago)
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odimegwu ojukwu decided that yorubas are more important than igbos
Posted: at 31-10-2007 04:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Dguy at 31-10-2007 04:35 AM (15 years ago)
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tuface is contesting for president....plesss vote him

Posted: at 31-10-2007 04:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 31-10-2007 08:37 AM (15 years ago)
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Dguy is the new elected President Of Nigeria......Nawa for Dguy!!!!

Posted: at 31-10-2007 08:37 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- herre at 31-10-2007 07:12 PM (15 years ago)
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paraga became an english professor
Posted: at 31-10-2007 07:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Dguy at 31-10-2007 11:14 PM (15 years ago)
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men....guys ive been seeing angie (angelina jolie ) for some years now and she wants us to bring it to public (wed)....i dont know wat to do Grin......am scared of bradie

Posted: at 31-10-2007 11:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- benzi at 1-11-2007 02:27 AM (15 years ago)
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naijapal just bought face book! they are now controlling facebook
Posted: at 1-11-2007 02:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 1-11-2007 04:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Lightings are gonna be available 24/7 throughout Naija......EVEN in the village!!!can u imagine that...?!??! Wink

Posted: at 1-11-2007 04:45 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- odehg at 1-11-2007 08:23 AM (15 years ago)
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One dark morning in the middle of the night...two dead men got up to fight...one was blind but the other could not see...back to back they faced each other...drew their swords and killed one another! Fortunately, deaf policemen heard the noise and came to rescue the two dead men...If you dont believe me...well, ask Stevie Wonder cos he saw it too! Grin
Posted: at 1-11-2007 08:23 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 1-11-2007 09:03 AM (15 years ago)
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@ODEHG....that was freakingly funny.....lol



how bout Nigerians police force have started arresting people who are giving them bribes.....i am rolling on the floor laughing my ass off now.....hahahahahaha

Posted: at 1-11-2007 09:03 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 1-11-2007 03:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Naija actually takes over and rules the U.S...
Posted: at 1-11-2007 03:59 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dalaitan1 at 1-11-2007 06:30 PM (15 years ago)
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One hot afternoon at the burial ground 12 dead mens woke up and start the selling of land,allocations and forming political parties for the reelection of there president.........
Posted: at 1-11-2007 06:30 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 2-11-2007 05:08 AM (15 years ago)
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Saddam Hussein is ALIVE....!!!

Posted: at 2-11-2007 05:08 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Dguy at 2-11-2007 08:32 AM (15 years ago)
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google is planning to buy phcn and Nipost to help improve their services

Posted: at 2-11-2007 08:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 2-11-2007 08:50 AM (15 years ago)
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Bush have forgiven Osama and told him to come back home...

Posted: at 2-11-2007 08:50 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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