The Funniest Impossibilities -- (Page 26)

Date: 30-10-2007 7:10 pm (16 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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- Buzzle at 24-07-2008 11:15 AM (15 years ago)
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BREAKING NEWS !!!
MTN & TMOBILE Collaborate to become One.
MTN is buying TMOBILE Off,so expect MTN in Yankee & other parts of d world.
Posted: at 24-07-2008 11:15 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Buzzle at 24-07-2008 11:23 AM (15 years ago)
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FBI relocate to Nigeria to help EFCC flood all the Yahoo Boys & Corrupt Leaders in the siciety...lol
Posted: at 24-07-2008 11:23 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- cutediva at 24-07-2008 12:00 PM (15 years ago)
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beyonce just became 2face's baby mama
Posted: at 24-07-2008 12:00 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- philomena87 at 24-07-2008 01:20 PM (15 years ago)
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MARILYN MARISON ALWAYS ATTEND FELLOWSHIP....
Posted: at 24-07-2008 01:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Buzzle at 24-07-2008 03:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Naijapals is buying Facebook...Good to hear that...lol
Posted: at 24-07-2008 03:53 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- jennymoon at 24-07-2008 07:46 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: cutediva on 24-07-2008 12:00 PM
beyonce just became 2face's baby mama

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thats funny.................lol
Posted: at 24-07-2008 07:46 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- DrSmile at 24-07-2008 10:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: odehg on  1-11-2007 08:23 AM
One dark morning in the middle of the night...two dead men got up to fight...one was blind but the other could not see...back to back they faced each other...drew their swords and killed one another! Fortunately, deaf policemen heard the noise and came to rescue the two dead men...If you dont believe me...well, ask Stevie Wonder cos he saw it too! Grin

this is the funniest one!  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin

Posted: at 24-07-2008 10:02 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- DrSmile at 24-07-2008 10:05 PM (15 years ago)
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This afternoon, PHCN (former NEPA) signed a deal to buy MTN, while Nigeria Railway corporation is negotiating a deal to buy GLO.

Posted: at 24-07-2008 10:05 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rockrod at 24-07-2008 10:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Turai Yar'Adua has just been arrested for planning a bloody coup to topple his husband,Baba Go-Slow Yar'Adua's government.She was arrested in the Aso Rock kitchen!
Posted: at 24-07-2008 10:25 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rockrod at 24-07-2008 10:35 PM (15 years ago)
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dguy was an ex-convict : he raped his four-year old daughter in a corner at Allen Avenue
Posted: at 24-07-2008 10:35 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 25-07-2008 05:21 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rockrod on 24-07-2008 10:35 PM
dguy was an ex-convict : he raped his four-year old daughter in a corner at Allen Avenue


now thats some impossibility....he will never do that...

Posted: at 25-07-2008 05:21 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DrSmile at 25-07-2008 10:09 AM (15 years ago)
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DNA test just revealed that vixen is my younger sister

Posted: at 25-07-2008 10:09 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 28-07-2008 05:34 AM (15 years ago)
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Dguy is romantic

Posted: at 28-07-2008 05:34 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- johnpauljones at 28-07-2008 01:36 PM (15 years ago)
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i just invented a new glasses for Bankole's teeth!
Posted: at 28-07-2008 01:36 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- wof at 29-07-2008 04:19 AM (15 years ago)
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want to post by all means but funny enough to funny thing to post
Posted: at 29-07-2008 04:19 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 29-07-2008 06:51 AM (15 years ago)
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i can understand what wof said above...

Posted: at 29-07-2008 06:51 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ukoma at 29-07-2008 12:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Nkem Owoh becoming Iraqi's prime minister

Posted: at 29-07-2008 12:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 30-07-2008 08:28 AM (15 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked





Bill Clinton win the Presidency since too much wahala with the votes...

Posted: at 30-07-2008 08:28 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Dguy at 3-08-2008 12:54 AM (15 years ago)
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Osuofia becomes Nigeria's president

Posted: at 3-08-2008 12:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- khadijah at 3-08-2008 02:39 AM (15 years ago)
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donald trump just married a benin girl
Posted: at 3-08-2008 02:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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