Illitrate Father

Date: 14-08-2010 11:20 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Michael Omo
- at 14-08-2010 11:20 PM (14 years ago)
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One day a man called his two sons and asked them what they ware taught in school.
The younger one said daddy we learnt how to read and name things in alphabetical order.
The man now called his first son to name thing alphabetically. The little boy could not give any, so the man threatened to beat him. The younger one called him and said tom don't u know A for APPLE again?
The boy being scared of the whip, he said daddy, pls don't beat me, I can do it. The man now said do it or I'll trash u.
The boy started:
A: for Apple
B: for Bapple
C: for Capple
D: for Dapple
E: for Eapple... till he got to Z where he said Z: for Zapple.
The man now said just thank God that u are able to do it, if not, I'd have flogged u today.

Posted: at 14-08-2010 11:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 15-08-2010 03:11 AM (14 years ago)
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if u say alphabetical order not the meaning,isnt the boy right???
Posted: at 15-08-2010 03:11 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 15-08-2010 03:16 AM (14 years ago)
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wetin be this?
Posted: at 15-08-2010 03:16 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 15-08-2010 03:32 AM (14 years ago)
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watin u see
Posted: at 15-08-2010 03:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 16-08-2010 02:37 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-08-2010 02:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 16-08-2010 02:59 PM (14 years ago)
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A = Akiolufunmilayo
B = Baby_J2S
C = Current Fedeco
D = Dry Joke....
Posted: at 16-08-2010 02:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 16-08-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-08-2010 02:59 PM
A = Akiolufunmilayo
B = Baby_J2S
C = Current Fedeco
D = Dry Joke....
Grin Grin Grin Grin
kris  Grin
Posted: at 16-08-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 16-08-2010 03:22 PM (14 years ago)
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we never reach K oooo...
Posted: at 16-08-2010 03:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- mykelly at 17-08-2010 04:06 PM (14 years ago)
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borrowed posed
Posted: at 17-08-2010 04:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 17-08-2010 04:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: mykelly on 17-08-2010 04:06 PM
borrowed posed
hehehehehehe.... Grin
B for = borrow pose.. Grin
Posted: at 17-08-2010 04:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- belindajustins at 17-08-2010 05:37 PM (14 years ago)
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the joke dry sha
Posted: at 17-08-2010 05:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 18-08-2010 02:42 PM (14 years ago)
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heheheeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: at 18-08-2010 02:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 19-08-2010 12:24 AM (14 years ago)
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the joke dry pass biscult
Posted: at 19-08-2010 12:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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