Naija Hell

Date: 07-10-2008 5:02 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 7-10-2008 05:02 PM (16 years ago)
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A man died and went to hell. At the gate fo hell he noticed that every country had its on hell, he then decided to check out the American hell. At the gate (American hell) he asked; what do they do here? He was told they put you on an electric chair for 6 hours, they lay you down on a bed of nails for another 6 hours and the American devil comes in and flog you for the rest of the day. He checked the German, British and Nigerian hell and found out they all give the same treatment. He saw a very long queue in front of the Nigerian hell and asked one of the guys struggling to get in; why the long queue.
He was told the electric chair does not work because there is hardly any power supply, the contractor that supplies the nails for the bed was paid but didnt supply the nails, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on and the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, he comes around in the morning to sign the attendance register and leaves for other business,    It pays to be naija

Posted: at 7-10-2008 05:02 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- rezimero at 7-10-2008 05:32 PM (16 years ago)
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how i wish this was true. well that's 9ja 4 u
Posted: at 7-10-2008 05:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 16-11-2009 11:15 PM (15 years ago)
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9ja i dey hail oh!
Posted: at 16-11-2009 11:15 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 16-11-2009 11:39 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmn
Posted: at 16-11-2009 11:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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