One day a Frenchman was drafted into the army.He was informed of the King's habits and was taught the answers to all the questions and to recite them,just like a parrot would.Soon enough,the King came as usual.He saw the Frenchman,beckoned to him and asked "I've not seen your face before.How long have you been in my service?" The Frenchman replied "Thirty years". The King looked surprised and asked again "Are you sure?How old are you?" to which the Frenchman answered again "Two months." "What?",cried the King. "Are you mad,or am I?" "Both,"the Frenchman said quietly.

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