The man replied, "I was at the ball game last night and when we stood up for the National Anthem, I noticed that the woman sitting in front of me had her dress tucked into her underwear. So I decided to be a gentleman and pull the dress out. That's when she hauled off and punched me in the eye."
"So how did you get the other black eye?", inquired his co-worker.
"Well, when I saw how upset she was about it, I tucked it back in."
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