RUSSIAN:IS IT TRUE THAT YOU LIVE ON TREES IN AFRICA?
MY ANSWER:YEAH IT'S TRUE AND YOUR EMBASSY TOGETHER WITH YOUR AMBASSADOR ARE ON THE HIGHEST TREE
RUSSIAN:DO YOU SPEAK IN AFRICAN LANGUAGE?
MY ANSWER:WHAT THE HELL IS AFRICAN LANGUAGE?AFRICA IS NOT A COUNTRY BUT A CONTINENT........AND WE SPEAK DIFFERENT LANGUAGES
RUSSIAN:DO YOU HAVE GIRLS IN AFRICA?
MY ANSWER:NO WE DON'T MY MOM IS A MAN AND MY DAD TOO AND THE GUY SAYS REALLY AND I SAY YEAH AND HE BELIEVES
RUSSIAN:HOW DID YOU COME TO RUSSIA?
MY ANSWER:BY FOOT AND IT TOOK ME 6 MONTHS(HE OPENS HIS MOUTH WIDELY IN ASTONISHMENT BUT BELIEVES)
These are the kind of Questions am asked almost everyday believe it or not.Please don't get me wrong these doesn't apply to all of them but the stupid guys............so guys don't be surprised when you come visiting and your asked such questions




If not for our yeye, Is Russia a country or a people?

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