Disability allowance

Date: 27-08-2010 5:00 pm (14 years ago) | Author: ebony ogs
- at 27-08-2010 05:00 PM (14 years ago)
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AN OLD MAN GOES TO INTO SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE AND FILLS OUT AN APPLICATION.
TOO OLD TO HAVE A BIRTH CERTIFICATE, HE IS ASKED TO PROVE HE IS OLD ENOUGH.

HE OPENS HIS SHIRT AND SHOW THEM THE GRAY HAIR ON HIS CHEST
THEY ACCEPT THAT AS PROVE.

HE WENT HOME AND NARRATED HIS ORDEAL TO HIS WIFE AND SHOW HER THE CHECK.

SHE SAID " WELL GET BACK DOWN THERE, PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS,
                  AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET DISABILITY ALLOWANCE"

Posted: at 27-08-2010 05:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- sydneyiyke at 27-08-2010 05:04 PM (14 years ago)
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u no try..
Posted: at 27-08-2010 05:04 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 27-08-2010 06:49 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin be this?
Posted: at 27-08-2010 06:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 27-08-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago)
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?
Posted: at 27-08-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 30-08-2010 05:17 AM (14 years ago)
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heheheheeeeeeee
Posted: at 30-08-2010 05:17 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 30-08-2010 12:29 PM (14 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 30-08-2010 12:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 30-08-2010 02:06 PM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 30-08-2010 02:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 31-08-2010 12:39 AM (14 years ago)
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posted be
Posted: at 31-08-2010 12:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 31-08-2010 12:22 PM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 31-08-2010 12:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macbeth at 31-08-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago)
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may GOD forgive u your sins
Posted: at 31-08-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- uprising at 31-08-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago)
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dont mind then you try small
Posted: at 31-08-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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