Honesty Pays

Date: 27-08-2010 9:31 pm (13 years ago) | Author: MizDD
- at 27-08-2010 09:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Two Christians were lost in the Sahara desert .

One is David, the other is Michael .

They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis, with what looked like an emirate with a mosque in the middle .

David said to Michael : "Look, let's pretend we are Muslims, otherwise we'll not get any food or drink. I am going to call myself "Mohammed."

Michael refused to change his name , he said :" My name is Michael , and I will not pretend to be other than but what I am  ...Michael."

The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names .

David said : "My name is Mohammed ."

Michael said : "My name is Michael. "

The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque and said :

"Please bring some food and water for Michael only."

Then he turned to the other and said :

"Well, Mohammed I hope you are aware that we are still in the holy month of Ramadan."

 

Posted: at 27-08-2010 09:31 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- federico at 28-08-2010 02:18 AM (13 years ago)
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HMMMMM
Posted: at 28-08-2010 02:18 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 28-08-2010 03:22 PM (13 years ago)
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MY JOKE OF THE WEEK.. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE LAUGH WAN KILL ME HERE OHH
Posted: at 28-08-2010 03:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- belindajustins at 28-08-2010 03:31 PM (13 years ago)
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very nice one
Posted: at 28-08-2010 03:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Michro at 28-08-2010 09:55 PM (13 years ago)
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Beautiful
Posted: at 28-08-2010 09:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 29-08-2010 02:01 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 28-08-2010 03:22 PM
MY JOKE OF THE WEEK.. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE LAUGH WAN KILL ME HERE OHH
SHUT UP THERE...NA THE BABE WHITE TEETH U DEY TRIP FOR...
Posted: at 29-08-2010 02:01 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 29-08-2010 06:14 PM (13 years ago)
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e be me like say them wash pour u for face?
Posted: at 29-08-2010 06:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Diadem at 29-08-2010 09:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: belindajustins on 28-08-2010 03:31 PM
very nice one
Thx
Posted: at 29-08-2010 09:22 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyiis at 30-08-2010 05:10 AM (13 years ago)
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heheheheeeeeeee
Posted: at 30-08-2010 05:10 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 30-08-2010 12:41 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahaha.......thumb up... gurl.
Posted: at 30-08-2010 12:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 30-08-2010 02:06 PM (13 years ago)
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good one
Posted: at 30-08-2010 02:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 31-08-2010 12:41 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 29-08-2010 06:14 PM
e be me like say them wash pour u for face?
Ashawo.,..i hear from a realiable source say u don begin sent her love letter... Huh?
Posted: at 31-08-2010 12:41 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 31-08-2010 12:23 PM (13 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 31-08-2010 12:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macbeth at 31-08-2010 03:52 PM (13 years ago)
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keep it up
Posted: at 31-08-2010 03:52 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- bodeniyi at 1-09-2010 09:00 PM (13 years ago)
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JESUS!!!! Na die David dey so oo
Posted: at 1-09-2010 09:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexy_error at 1-09-2010 09:29 PM (13 years ago)
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gud! make i go change my name
Posted: at 1-09-2010 09:29 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 1-09-2010 09:43 PM (13 years ago)
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to wetin? error galore?
Posted: at 1-09-2010 09:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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