A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked with a lovely young lady. Just as she was about to storm out of the house her husband stopped her with these words:
"Honey, before you leave, I want you to hear how all of this came about."
The wife stopped to listen. He continued, "I was driving along the highway, and I saw this young girl looking very tired and bedraggled. So I offered her a lift. She was also hungry, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast you didn't like in the refrigerator.
"She had only some very worn sandals, so I gave her a pair of shoes you had discarded simply because they were out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday. The one you never wore because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were torn, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but much too small now."
The wife seemed to have no problem with any of this, but still needed just one question to be answered.
"That's all fine and good," she said, "but why did I find you both in our bed with NO clothes on?"
"Well, that's simple," the husband replied, " See, as she was about to leave the house, she turned to me and asked,
"Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore??"
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