Dig up the garden

Date: 05-09-2010 5:19 am (13 years ago) | Author:
- at 5-09-2010 05:19 AM (13 years ago)
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An old man lived alone in St. Mary, Jamaica. He wanted to plough his field to plant potatoes, but it was very hard work, and he was unable to do it alone. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply, "Papa, beg yu nuh dig up the garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"

At 4 a.m. the next morning police and soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Now plant yu potatoes, Papa. Is the best I could do at this time."

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- onyiis at 5-09-2010 12:10 PM (13 years ago)
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thats a nice trick

Posted: at 5-09-2010 12:10 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 5-09-2010 12:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Ageing joke

Posted: at 5-09-2010 12:53 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BabangidaTukur at 5-09-2010 02:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Heard it for the first time. First class joke.
Posted: at 5-09-2010 02:00 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 5-09-2010 02:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Oldie joke

Posted: at 5-09-2010 02:16 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 7-09-2010 12:12 PM (13 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 7-09-2010 12:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 7-09-2010 12:16 PM (13 years ago)
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heheheheeeeee

Posted: at 7-09-2010 12:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 7-09-2010 12:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: BabangidaTukur on  5-09-2010 02:00 PM
Heard it for the first time. First class joke.
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
heard it when "atom ant" cartoon series was on tv... Tongue
Posted: at 7-09-2010 12:35 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 7-09-2010 01:06 PM (13 years ago)
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lolz

Posted: at 7-09-2010 01:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 7-09-2010 07:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  7-09-2010 12:35 PM
Quote from: BabangidaTukur on  5-09-2010 02:00 PM
Heard it for the first time. First class joke.
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
heard it when "atom ant" cartoon series was on tv... Tongue

heard it in the first series of tarzan..
Posted: at 7-09-2010 07:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-09-2010 08:55 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  7-09-2010 07:12 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  7-09-2010 12:35 PM
Quote from: BabangidaTukur on  5-09-2010 02:00 PM
Heard it for the first time. First class joke.
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
heard it when "atom ant" cartoon series was on tv... Tongue

heard it in the first series of tarzan..
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
fedeco my man....  Grin
Posted: at 7-09-2010 08:55 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 8-09-2010 11:44 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-09-2010 11:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Cinderz at 15-09-2023 06:32 PM (7 months ago)
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Posted: at 15-09-2023 06:32 PM (7 months ago) | Newbie
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