The Beer bottles

Date: 06-09-2010 9:46 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ademola
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- at 6-09-2010 09:46 PM (14 years ago)
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The Beer Bottles!!

A man, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house,

was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his

wife, lost his children, lost his job. He notices a crate of beer

bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it

into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the reason I don't have a

wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children",

third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job". He notices the fourth

bottle is sealed and still full of beer.

He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says "I know you were not

involved".

Posted: at 6-09-2010 09:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Kristiantus at 7-09-2010 10:50 AM (14 years ago)
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sorry, posted b4.
Posted: at 7-09-2010 10:50 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 7-09-2010 11:21 AM (14 years ago)
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funny..
Posted: at 7-09-2010 11:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-09-2010 11:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on  7-09-2010 11:21 AM
funny..
u no hear posted b4....
Posted: at 7-09-2010 11:37 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 7-09-2010 11:48 AM (14 years ago)
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heheheheeeeeeeee

Posted: at 7-09-2010 11:48 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 8-09-2010 10:47 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  7-09-2010 11:37 AM
Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on  7-09-2010 11:21 AM
funny..
u no hear posted b4....
Grin Grin Grin Grin.....sorry i no hear am!
Posted: at 8-09-2010 10:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 12-09-2010 11:41 PM (14 years ago)
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still funny
Posted: at 12-09-2010 11:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DiannaB at 14-09-2010 01:58 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-09-2010 01:58 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- fibs at 14-09-2010 11:43 AM (14 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 14-09-2010 11:43 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Orlayemmy at 15-09-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago)
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So funny
Posted: at 15-09-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Orlayemmy at 15-09-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago)
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So funny
Posted: at 15-09-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 15-09-2010 09:35 AM (14 years ago)
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okay.
Posted: at 15-09-2010 09:35 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 15-09-2010 09:54 AM (14 years ago)
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9ice one Ademola My MAN!

HELLO Oga Kris__How far?
Posted: at 15-09-2010 09:54 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 15-09-2010 10:54 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 15-09-2010 09:54 AM
9ice one Ademola My MAN!

HELLO Oga Kris__How far?
money! money!! money!!!
i dey kampe... how you dey now?
Posted: at 15-09-2010 10:54 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 16-09-2010 01:14 AM (14 years ago)
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Krisy, u abi? ............
Posted: at 16-09-2010 01:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- simeon-adeyinka at 16-09-2010 03:40 AM (14 years ago)
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ish
Posted: at 16-09-2010 03:40 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- mykelly at 16-09-2010 12:01 PM (14 years ago)
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good
Posted: at 16-09-2010 12:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 22-09-2010 01:28 PM (14 years ago)
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chei! Grin

Posted: at 22-09-2010 01:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 29-09-2010 05:22 AM (14 years ago)
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yeah
Posted: at 29-09-2010 05:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 29-09-2010 10:31 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ademola78 on 16-09-2010 01:14 AM
Krisy, u abi? ............
adex... Grin
Posted: at 29-09-2010 10:31 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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