SUPERMAN BACHELOR

Date: 10-10-2008 2:17 pm (16 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
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- at 10-10-2008 02:17 PM (16 years ago)
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There was this very rich Ibo man in Nnewi who had only one daughter.

When the daughter was of marriage age, the father sent news around town that all the eligible young men should come out on a particular day to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter.

On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came out. Some came with paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords.

The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men: "Any of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter. In addition, I'll give him 15 million naira, a car and a house so they can start of life well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law at the other side. Good luck!"

As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of winning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool.

Immediately all the men turned back and started wearing their shirts again. Dissapointed, some of them said “Make de man go marry im pikin jo!”

All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool. Everybody watched in amazement as one gentleman struggled his way across, avoiding the snakes and crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the other side as the would-be in-law, panting.

The rich man, could not believe it. He asked the man to name anything he wanted.
The man was still panting uncontrollably. Finally, he got himself together and made his request saying, “…show me the pesin wey… push me inside di swimming pool”.

Posted: at 10-10-2008 02:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Abbybabe at 10-10-2008 02:21 PM (16 years ago)
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dnt get it
Posted: at 10-10-2008 02:21 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 10-10-2008 03:33 PM (16 years ago)
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hahaahaha         

oboy pesin wen push am do am strong thing

d guy na real superman

infact na superbachelor
Posted: at 10-10-2008 03:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-10-2008 07:10 PM (16 years ago)
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fear make the guy super
Posted: at 10-10-2008 07:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 11-10-2008 05:05 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 10-10-2008 07:10 PM
fear make the guy super

if na u nkor? bros u go do more dan super
Posted: at 11-10-2008 05:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 11-10-2008 07:46 PM (16 years ago)
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i go be super super
Posted: at 11-10-2008 07:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 12-10-2008 12:22 AM (16 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 12-10-2008 12:22 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- odusoga at 12-10-2008 12:41 AM (16 years ago)
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d guy dey crase,him no fit jump out back b4 him go far
Posted: at 12-10-2008 12:41 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- blackberryPearl at 12-10-2008 01:36 AM (16 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 12-10-2008 01:36 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- frenzeecool_08 at 13-10-2008 04:46 PM (16 years ago)
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the pusher na the biggest loser, but im fit pity the guy, give am ll the money, and take the girl (that is if im truly love the babe, and no be the money im dey find), or wetin u feel
Posted: at 13-10-2008 04:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 09:25 PM (16 years ago)
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if na u after d bad belle guy push you, you go give am anything?
Posted: at 8-11-2008 09:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 09:28 PM (16 years ago)
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if na u after d bad belle guy push you, you go give am anything?
Posted: at 8-11-2008 09:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 9-11-2008 02:33 PM (16 years ago)
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FUNNY... Lucky guy
Posted: at 9-11-2008 02:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 03:31 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  9-11-2008 02:33 PM
FUNNY... Lucky guy
on all fronts- wife, wealth, safety
Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 08:50 PM (16 years ago)
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Very funny joke..... thats great composition
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 06:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  9-11-2008 08:50 PM
Very funny joke..... thats great composition
thank you bros Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2008 06:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 19-11-2008 08:51 PM (16 years ago)
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grin where you dey? you travel?
Posted: at 19-11-2008 08:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 06:43 PM (16 years ago)
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u never return?
Posted: at 8-12-2008 06:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 9-12-2008 05:42 AM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-12-2008 05:42 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Ewosky at 9-12-2008 09:57 AM (16 years ago)
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Guy, u get talent sha!!! kp it up.
Posted: at 9-12-2008 09:57 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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