love_omotola at 10-10-2008 04:37 PM (16 years ago)
(f)
Two CALABAR WOMEN were waiting at the Gate OF HEAVEN and struck up a conversation. First WOMAN says "How did you die?" Second says "I froze to death". First WOMAN says "Must have been awful." Second WOMAN says "How did you die?" First WOMAN says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a heart attack and died." Second WOMAN says, "If only you'D looked in the freezer we'D both still be alive!
Posted: at 10-10-2008 04:37 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
rezimero at 10-10-2008 07:25 PM (16 years ago) (m)
ehen!!!
Posted: at 10-10-2008 07:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
rezimero at 18-11-2008 08:18 PM (16 years ago) (m)
omotola you and phone numbers sef. i say give me your number you no gree, give me your mama number you no gree. now na people wey don die number you wan give people now abi?
Posted: at 18-11-2008 08:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Jboy4shezo at 19-11-2008 01:12 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Rezi u don dey find number for here abi. How many u wan....... e be like say u want make i try u with 10 okpos @ the same time, make i see whether u fit withstand them.
Posted: at 19-11-2008 01:12 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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