Money Answereth a lot of things

Date: 15-09-2010 7:04 pm (13 years ago) | Author: OBINNA
- at 15-09-2010 07:04 PM (13 years ago)
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One day a dog died, and the owner went to his pastor and said, Pastor, my
dog is dead, could there be a
service for the poor creature? "The pastor replied, "I'm afraid not. We
cannot have a service for an animal in the church.

But there is a new church down the road, and there's no telling' what they
believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find
out". Then the man answered innocently, "I'll go right away pastor. But do
you think they will accept a donation of $20,000,000 as being enough in
return for the burial service?" The pastor exclaimed "sweet Jesus! Why
didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian.

Posted: at 15-09-2010 07:04 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- Bomber at 15-09-2010 07:17 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 16-09-2010 02:07 PM (13 years ago)
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okay!
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- tambeiort at 20-09-2010 03:06 PM (13 years ago)
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its a little bit funny Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-09-2010 03:06 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 20-09-2010 04:54 PM (13 years ago)
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a bit jesus
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- xter at 21-09-2010 12:41 PM (13 years ago)
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.jmj
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- omotoyosolabisi at 21-09-2010 12:47 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
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- xter at 21-09-2010 12:53 PM (13 years ago)
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A mo tele tele Grin
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- desiresluv20 at 21-09-2010 02:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Thief.
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- onyiis at 25-09-2010 02:29 PM (13 years ago)
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lolz
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- federico at 26-09-2010 04:01 AM (13 years ago)
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pb4
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- DiannaB at 26-09-2010 06:58 AM (13 years ago)
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LOL
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- xter at 26-09-2010 05:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Ki lon shey e?
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- Agatex at 28-09-2010 12:09 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: onyiis on 25-09-2010 02:29 PM
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