Sex in darkness

Date: 13-10-2008 12:42 pm (15 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 13-10-2008 12:42 PM (15 years ago)
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A couple that was married for 20 years always made love with the lights off.

Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned the lights on.

She looked down,  and saw that her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device -- a vibrator -- softer and larger than a real privates.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy,  if you explain the kids."

Posted: at 13-10-2008 12:42 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- orezo at 13-10-2008 01:00 PM (15 years ago)
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na dem sabi!!!

LOL
Posted: at 13-10-2008 01:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 13-10-2008 01:05 PM (15 years ago)
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who is the bigger liar?
Posted: at 13-10-2008 01:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 13-10-2008 02:09 PM (15 years ago)
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foolsss
Posted: at 13-10-2008 02:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Tundetempo at 14-10-2008 02:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Intresting, like Fela would say "Oro Pesi Je" meaning Stalemate.
Posted: at 14-10-2008 02:50 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- henryking at 15-10-2008 01:00 AM (15 years ago)
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they'll have to xplain their selfssssssssssssssssss
Posted: at 15-10-2008 01:00 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- laolee at 15-10-2008 05:26 PM (15 years ago)
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where yu get dis concept?Huh?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 15-10-2008 05:26 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 15-10-2008 06:07 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: laolee on 15-10-2008 05:26 PM
where yu get dis concept?Huh?Huh?Huh??

guy na here u wan show yourself say you sabi english abi? no be konsept sorry i mean concept na JOKE. u hear!!!
Posted: at 15-10-2008 06:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummynwa at 17-10-2008 02:20 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 17-10-2008 02:20 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- babyboss at 17-10-2008 08:32 PM (15 years ago)
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nice 1!
Posted: at 17-10-2008 08:32 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- HOPPE at 18-10-2008 08:44 AM (15 years ago)
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A cheat will always have a cheat as a friend or mate. You reap what you sow.
Posted: at 18-10-2008 08:44 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- elizatops at 18-10-2008 04:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: laolee on 15-10-2008 05:26 PM
where yu get dis concept?Huh?Huh?Huh??



he be like say this guy don lost a beg help him find his way cos he no understand the tory
Posted: at 18-10-2008 04:18 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- CHINEXBECKS at 18-10-2008 09:55 PM (15 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool nice one u got there.
Posted: at 18-10-2008 09:55 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- anthony_00 at 19-10-2008 01:34 AM (15 years ago)
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Huh! how sick n funny, they just have remain as one b'cos they complement each other. Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-10-2008 01:34 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- anthony_00 at 19-10-2008 01:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Huh! how sick n funny, they just have 2 remain as one b'cos they complement each other. Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-10-2008 01:36 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- hiddenpearl at 19-10-2008 01:59 AM (15 years ago)
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OMG! Omotola rocks! Always brings the best jokes... this was funny!
Posted: at 19-10-2008 01:59 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Musiqxtreme at 19-10-2008 02:04 AM (15 years ago)
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Damn! Busted
Posted: at 19-10-2008 02:04 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- diran1475 at 20-10-2008 02:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Hu yu hai ding? oya now aunty tel us
Nice one!
Posted: at 20-10-2008 02:11 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bertona12 at 20-10-2008 02:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Birds of the same feather..................................
Posted: at 20-10-2008 02:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Nurugraphix at 20-10-2008 04:58 PM (15 years ago)
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This is funny! who are u? are u Alli Baba's sister?
simpley Goooooooooooooood
Posted: at 20-10-2008 04:58 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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