Battling Egos

Date: 24-09-2010 8:52 am (13 years ago) | Author: Ikongshul Godwin Ashima
- at 24-09-2010 08:52 AM (13 years ago)
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A bishop, a judge, and a conductor were discussing their careers, and got into an argument about which of them was the greatest.

The judge said, "When I step into the courtroom, everyone stands to pay me respect."

The bishop said, "They stand? I have people kneel before me and kiss my ring."

To which the conductor replied, "Ha! I got you both beat. When I step on the podium people look down, cover their eyes, and say 'Oh my God!'

Posted: at 24-09-2010 08:52 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 24-09-2010 10:26 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahaha...
Posted: at 24-09-2010 10:26 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-09-2010 10:31 AM (13 years ago)
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make i no talk...... you try sha.
Posted: at 24-09-2010 10:31 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 24-09-2010 10:32 AM (13 years ago)
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Thanks... Grin
Posted: at 24-09-2010 10:32 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-09-2010 10:38 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on 24-09-2010 10:32 AM
Thanks... Grin
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Undecided
thanks say wetin happen... i buy you biscuit? Huh?
Posted: at 24-09-2010 10:38 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 24-09-2010 11:03 AM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Tongue
Posted: at 24-09-2010 11:03 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-09-2010 11:08 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on 24-09-2010 11:03 AM
Roll Eyes Tongue
Huh? Sad Sad Sad Angry
Posted: at 24-09-2010 11:08 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 24-09-2010 11:19 AM (13 years ago)
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Passing...
Posted: at 24-09-2010 11:19 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 24-09-2010 11:25 AM (13 years ago)
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oh yea
Posted: at 24-09-2010 11:25 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mykelly at 24-09-2010 01:13 PM (13 years ago)
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OKay
Posted: at 24-09-2010 01:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ashima at 24-09-2010 04:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Una too much too.
Posted: at 24-09-2010 04:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyiis at 25-09-2010 01:45 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehheeeeeeeeeee !! funny indeed !!
Posted: at 25-09-2010 01:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mykelly at 4-11-2010 02:53 PM (13 years ago)
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okay!
Posted: at 4-11-2010 02:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 4-11-2010 02:58 PM (13 years ago)
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gongonso
Posted: at 4-11-2010 02:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stranz at 4-11-2010 03:04 PM (13 years ago)
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v funny
Posted: at 4-11-2010 03:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 4-11-2010 03:05 PM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 4-11-2010 03:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 4-11-2010 03:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice joke man
Posted: at 4-11-2010 03:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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