THE KEY TO HEAVEN

Date: 14-10-2008 10:33 am (16 years ago) | Author: paul usman
- at 14-10-2008 10:33 AM (16 years ago)
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A young nun was sent to a new parish where she was to take care of the old parish priest which included bathing him.Seriously afraid and confused she ran to the old nun of the parish and asked what she should do and the old nun said to her " IF YOU WANT TO BE SAVED , DO WHAT EVER HE SAYS".
              The next morning while bathing the priest, she starts to wash between his legs and notices something hard and she asks "FATHER WHAT IS THAT" and the priest replies "THATS THE KEY TO HEAVEN IF IT FITS INTO YOUR HOLE YOU WILL BE SAVED" . the young nun really excited told the priest to check if the key to heaven fits into her hole.
             When the priest was through he said to the young nun "YOU ARE SAVED BUT COME BACK REGULARLY TO CHECK IT STILL FITS". Really happy the young nun runs to the old nun and asked her if she had been saved and the old nun asked why and the young nun told her what happened with the priest. but the old nun frowned and screamed "BASTARD"
             Really surprised the young nun asked "MOTHER! WHY THE YOU CURSE"  and the old nun said "HE TOLD ME IT WAS GIDEON'S HORN AND I HAVE BEEN BLOWING IT FOR THE PAST 20YRS

Posted: at 14-10-2008 10:33 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- orezo at 14-10-2008 01:01 PM (16 years ago)
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HAHAHA

dat father na bad guy!

he just dey use d nuns take dey catch him trips...

well as for the old nun, she be real mugu

the father for kukuma tell am sey na blo blo, so she for dey blow every time of d day...

Nice one my paulsyn3... u try
Posted: at 14-10-2008 01:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 14-11-2010 10:25 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-11-2010 10:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 15-11-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago)
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Chai na dis kind thing wey Bode sabi wella
Posted: at 15-11-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chimaicon at 15-11-2010 11:01 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one.u av made my day.
arabmoney phyuk you.
Posted: at 15-11-2010 11:01 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- solid_solid at 15-11-2010 11:05 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahahha ....

the priest na real guy man

but what is the old nun been blowing?
Posted: at 15-11-2010 11:05 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 15-11-2010 11:08 AM (14 years ago)
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she was blowing ur tenis
Posted: at 15-11-2010 11:08 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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