First timers

Date: 14-10-2008 5:35 pm (15 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 14-10-2008 05:35 PM (15 years ago)
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A MAN BILLED TO BE OPERATED FOR APPENDICITIS WAS VERY ANXIOUS WHEN THEY GOT TO THE OPERATING THEATHRE THAT HE WAS SHAKING ON THE TABLE. THE DOCTOR ASKED HIM WHAT WAS HIS PROBLEM AND THE MAN SAID HE WAS SO SCARED BECAUSE THAT WAS HIS FIRST TIME OF BEING OPERATED.
THE DOCTOR REPLIED: I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME OF HOLDING THE KNIFE TOO. SO, WE ARE BOTH FIRST TIMERS.
NEEDLESS TO SAY THAT THE MAN SUDDENLY GOT UP AND SAID  THAT THE APPENDIX HAD DISAPPERED. HE DIDNT WANT THE OPERATION AGAIN[/sup][/sup]

Posted: at 14-10-2008 05:35 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- rezimero at 15-10-2008 09:37 AM (15 years ago)
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first timers indeed!
Posted: at 15-10-2008 09:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 20-10-2008 08:14 PM (15 years ago)
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foolish doc. Perhaps he didn't want to do  the operation
Posted: at 20-10-2008 08:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-10-2008 11:09 PM (15 years ago)
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ha ha ha ha very funny
Posted: at 29-10-2008 11:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 30-10-2008 05:34 PM (15 years ago)
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its reality, funny small small ghana calls it kitin kitin, yoruba swoipe eshe oh sorry no be song yoruba calls it kinkini
Posted: at 30-10-2008 05:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 1-11-2008 02:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Huhuh huh. If na me sef i go leggo furiously. I go even claim sey i no first get appendix b4, sey na joke bcos sey i b wan see as theatre look like...    LOL @omotola
Posted: at 1-11-2008 02:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 1-11-2008 04:12 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 1-11-2008 04:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 23-09-2011 03:31 PM (12 years ago)
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lolzzz
Posted: at 23-09-2011 03:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 23-09-2011 03:44 PM (12 years ago)
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huhuhuhuhuhuhu
Posted: at 23-09-2011 03:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 23-09-2011 03:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 29-10-2008 11:09 PM
ha ha ha ha very funny



lili?
Posted: at 23-09-2011 03:54 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 23-09-2011 03:55 PM (12 years ago)
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mtchew
Posted: at 23-09-2011 03:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 23-09-2011 03:56 PM (12 years ago)
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and the joker is the first timer
Posted: at 23-09-2011 03:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 23-09-2011 04:04 PM (12 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 23-09-2011 04:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cadanre at 23-09-2011 04:27 PM (12 years ago)
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My first comment
Posted: at 23-09-2011 04:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- busma at 23-09-2011 05:29 PM (12 years ago)
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gr8
Posted: at 23-09-2011 05:29 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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