love_omotola at 14-10-2008 05:54 PM (16 years ago)
(f)
One day the obj was out jogging and accidentally fell from a ridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the obj out of the river.
After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the President of nigeria today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you."
The first boy said, "Please, I'D like a ticket to Disneyland!"
"I'll personally hand it to you," said Mr. President.
"I'D like to be d EFCC chairman," the second boy said.
"I'll appoint you immediately," said the grateful president.
"And I'D like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the third boy.
"I'll personally , wait a second, son, you're not handicapped!"
"No -- but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning."
Posted: at 14-10-2008 05:54 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
rezimero at 15-10-2008 07:50 PM (16 years ago) (m)
OBJ reputation don bad well well oh
Posted: at 15-10-2008 07:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
funny 
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