WHAT?

Date: 08-10-2010 10:59 am (14 years ago) | Author: Jeffrey Baidoo
- at 8-10-2010 10:59 AM (14 years ago)
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A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor.
"You b*stard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
 Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

Posted: at 8-10-2010 10:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Kristiantus at 8-10-2010 11:02 AM (14 years ago)
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w h a t? Shocked
this old joke. am outta here...
Posted: at 8-10-2010 11:02 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 8-10-2010 11:42 AM (14 years ago)
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WHAT    .   W  H  A  T  . WhaT    very old joke.
Posted: at 8-10-2010 11:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 8-10-2010 12:05 PM (14 years ago)
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dis joke is older than nigeria..
Posted: at 8-10-2010 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 8-10-2010 12:06 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahah
Posted: at 8-10-2010 12:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 8-10-2010 12:07 PM (14 years ago)
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hahaha
Posted: at 8-10-2010 12:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 8-10-2010 12:11 PM (14 years ago)
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the joke old bad naija Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-10-2010 12:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 8-10-2010 12:16 PM (14 years ago)
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he old like old testament
Posted: at 8-10-2010 12:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 8-10-2010 02:10 PM (14 years ago)
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posted 2000BC
Posted: at 8-10-2010 02:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MandateofGod at 8-10-2010 06:49 PM (14 years ago)
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@ poster, them say na old joke therefore try something new but I no follow yab you o.
Posted: at 8-10-2010 06:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 8-10-2010 07:24 PM (14 years ago)
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criminal u tink say we no go knwo
Posted: at 8-10-2010 07:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 9-10-2010 01:39 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-10-2010 01:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 11-10-2010 11:52 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Arabmoney2 on  8-10-2010 07:24 PM
criminal u tink say we no go knwo
heheheheheee. Grin
Posted: at 11-10-2010 11:52 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 11-10-2010 05:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  8-10-2010 12:05 PM
dis joke is older than nigeria..
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-10-2010 05:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 11-10-2010 05:12 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Arabmoney2 on  8-10-2010 07:24 PM
criminal u tink say we no go knwo

Pass u?
 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 11-10-2010 05:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 12-10-2010 04:45 AM (14 years ago)
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so after all the mouth wey u make for other pple joke, na ur coup de grace be dis.
yabbish
Posted: at 12-10-2010 04:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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