Bosom feeding

Date: 15-10-2008 12:28 pm (15 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 15-10-2008 12:28 PM (15 years ago)
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined
the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the
baby was Bosom -fed or bottle-fed.

"Bosom -fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched
her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both Bosom s for a while in a
detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is
underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

Posted: at 15-10-2008 12:28 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- corah2 at 15-10-2008 12:59 PM (15 years ago)
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omo olomo
Posted: at 15-10-2008 12:59 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 15-10-2008 04:08 PM (15 years ago)
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the doctor blind?
Posted: at 15-10-2008 04:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- laolee at 15-10-2008 05:38 PM (15 years ago)
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ha ha ha ah!!!.........you got me bad.
but wait, yu look like a spirirkoko
while ur jokes are blasting, are yu sure
yu re de 1 on ur profile pix?
Posted: at 15-10-2008 05:38 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 15-10-2008 05:48 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahaaha

doctor don tap old mama Bosom ...

e think sey he wise but the woman wise pass am
Posted: at 15-10-2008 05:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- love_omotola at 15-10-2008 06:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: laolee on 15-10-2008 05:38 PM
ha ha ha ah!!!.........you got me bad.
but wait, yu look like a spirirkoko
while ur jokes are blasting, are yu sure
yu re de 1 on ur profile pix?



they are only jokes, does appearance mean anything in jokes
Posted: at 15-10-2008 06:01 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 15-10-2008 06:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: love_omotola on 15-10-2008 06:01 PM
Quote from: laolee on 15-10-2008 05:38 PM
ha ha ha ah!!!.........you got me bad.
but wait, yu look like a spirirkoko
while ur jokes are blasting, are yu sure
yu re de 1 on ur profile pix?



they are only jokes, does appearance mean anything in jokes
the guy want make you dress like 19th century english royal court clown b4 e go be say wetin you dey do na joke
Posted: at 15-10-2008 06:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummynwa at 17-10-2008 03:45 PM (15 years ago)
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IS GUD
Posted: at 17-10-2008 03:45 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 7-01-2011 06:31 AM (13 years ago)
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the man don tap current finish
if to say the grand mama Bosom  fall, na him be say him no go touch am
but i sure say the Bosom  stand na him make am romance am small
 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 7-01-2011 06:31 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 7-01-2011 07:52 AM (13 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 7-01-2011 07:52 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- enchantingdeeva at 7-01-2011 08:27 AM (13 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 7-01-2011 08:27 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 7-01-2011 08:54 AM (13 years ago)
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nice 2

Posted: at 7-01-2011 08:54 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 8-01-2011 01:58 AM (13 years ago)
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when the going gets tough, the tough keeps going

Posted: at 8-01-2011 01:58 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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