coolbabe4few at 15-10-2008 02:23 PM (16 years ago)
(f)
Is your computer male or female? As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes", or"She's listing to starboard, Captain!"). Recently, a group of computerscientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as beingfemale. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going totell you".
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reasonsfollow:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
Posted: at 15-10-2008 02:23 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
rapaddict at 15-10-2008 03:42 PM (16 years ago) (m)
ha ha ha, make e no be like say i no laff
Posted: at 15-10-2008 03:42 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
rezimero at 15-10-2008 04:21 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: rapaddict on 15-10-2008 03:42 PM
ha ha ha, make e no be like say i no laff
rapaddict you dey show yoursef well well oh. you no dey post any joke yet you dey do the job wey dem no dey pay you for and dem no go pay you-CRITICISM
Posted: at 15-10-2008 04:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
HI ONE DAY A WOMAN IS IN A ROOM GOING 2 A PARTY SO SHE NEED A CAR 2 TAKE HER THERE SO SHE WAS ASK 2 CALL A CRAB AND SHE SAID A CRAB AND SHE RAIN WAY.......... :'(
Posted: at 9-01-2011 02:48 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
:'( 
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