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Date: 14-10-2010 4:18 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ABIOLA ADERAYO ADEGBIJI
- at 14-10-2010 04:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Two Christians in the Desert 


Two Christians were lost in the Sahara desert .
One is David, the other is Michael .
They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis, with what looked like an emirate of a mosque in the middle .
David said to Michael : "Look, let's pretend we are Muslims, otherwise we'll not get any food or drink.
I am going to call myself Mohammed."
Michael refused to change his name , he said :" My name is Michael , and I will not pretend to be other than  but what I am . ...Michael."
The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names .
David said : "My name is Mohammed ."
Michael said : "My name is Michael. "
The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque  and said :
" Please bring some food and water for Michael only ."
Then he turned to the other and said :
" Well Mohammed, Ramzan Mubarak!!!!

Posted: at 14-10-2010 04:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- xter at 14-10-2010 04:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 14-10-2010 04:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- babatuneri at 14-10-2010 04:36 PM (13 years ago)
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 >:(i don't understand this joke Angry Sad
Posted: at 14-10-2010 04:36 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Doshe at 14-10-2010 04:36 PM (13 years ago)
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haaaaaaaaaaa
Posted: at 14-10-2010 04:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 14-10-2010 04:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: babatuneri on 14-10-2010 04:36 PM
>:(i don't understand this joke Angry Sad

Read it again
Posted: at 14-10-2010 04:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 15-10-2010 08:53 AM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 15-10-2010 08:53 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyeozo at 15-10-2010 10:22 AM (13 years ago)
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I dikwa kpokponki
Posted: at 15-10-2010 10:22 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 16-10-2010 09:34 AM (13 years ago)
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may be muslims dey fast that time thats why mohammed no get food
Posted: at 16-10-2010 09:34 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- femaadinho at 16-10-2010 11:40 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 16-10-2010 11:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 16-10-2010 12:23 PM (13 years ago)
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OmJ
Posted: at 16-10-2010 12:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 16-10-2010 05:26 PM (13 years ago)
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hmm hmm ok na
Posted: at 16-10-2010 05:26 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Donabd at 27-10-2010 02:01 AM (13 years ago)
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Ramzan mubarak.....meaning?
Posted: at 27-10-2010 02:01 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- ajanni at 27-10-2010 11:05 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Donabd on 27-10-2010 02:01 AM
Ramzan mubarak.....meaning?

THE BLESSED MONTH
Posted: at 27-10-2010 11:05 AM (13 years ago) | Grande Master
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- ajanni at 27-10-2010 11:10 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Donabd on 27-10-2010 02:01 AM
Ramzan mubarak.....meaning?

THE BLESSED MONTH
Posted: at 27-10-2010 11:10 AM (13 years ago) | Grande Master
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- silkyme at 27-10-2010 11:24 AM (13 years ago)
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Thumbs up, sis u try
Posted: at 27-10-2010 11:24 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 27-10-2010 11:47 AM (13 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 27-10-2010 11:47 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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