S.u.c.k the lamp

Date: 28-10-2010 7:18 am (14 years ago) | Author: Bode Moses
- at 28-10-2010 07:18 AM (14 years ago)
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One day, Little Johnny's teacher, Miss Sexy asked the class if they could name some things you can suck!" "Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Jane answered. "Good, Jane." Miss Sexy said, "Anyone else?". "How about a lollipop!" said Steven. "Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!", the teacher said. Little Johnny, sitting at ...back then answered, "A lamp!". The teacher and all of the students wondered about his answer. The teacher asked him, "Johnny, why do you think one can s.u.c.k a lamp?" Last night when I passed my parents room", Little Johnny answered, "I heard my mom say, turn off the lamp, honey and let me s.u.c.k it."

Posted: at 28-10-2010 07:18 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Selu at 28-10-2010 01:40 PM (14 years ago)
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u no try atooooooo!
Posted: at 28-10-2010 01:40 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 28-10-2010 01:49 PM (14 years ago)
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say what???
Posted: at 28-10-2010 01:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 28-10-2010 04:04 PM (14 years ago)
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bode no mind am.him no understand the joke.
Posted: at 28-10-2010 04:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 28-10-2010 04:07 PM (14 years ago)
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salu...u nor get lamp??
Posted: at 28-10-2010 04:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 28-10-2010 04:13 PM (14 years ago)
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him no get lamp,na torch him dey use
Posted: at 28-10-2010 04:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 28-10-2010 04:16 PM (14 years ago)
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no wonder he nor understand?
Posted: at 28-10-2010 04:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 28-10-2010 04:20 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahaha,na im make him no understand the joke now
Posted: at 28-10-2010 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 28-10-2010 04:23 PM (14 years ago)
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na so na...
Posted: at 28-10-2010 04:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 28-10-2010 04:42 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 28-10-2010 04:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 29-10-2010 07:09 AM (14 years ago)
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Na Atupa them dey call lamp oo mr Selu, he fit be say na english be him problem...
Posted: at 29-10-2010 07:09 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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