RAPTURE DAY

Date: 01-11-2010 8:35 pm (14 years ago) | Author: princess

princeum at 1-11-2010 08:35 PM (14 years ago)

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If christ should come today where will He find you??
ist christain: in the church
second christain: if he inform me i will be in the church but if He doesn't i wonder where i will be
ibo man: chei...where again i go dey if not in my shop...where i do buying and selling...importing and exporting
no achievement pass that now

...muslim man: haba i will be in the mosque....you know i pray seven times a day
aboki na...wait did you say christ??/
walahi i go dey any where weh i like...but if na mohammed...kai..i go dey mosque walahi

Posted: at 1-11-2010 08:35 PM (14 years ago) \| Newbie

steph85 at 1-11-2010 08:40 PM (14 years ago)

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Not available try later

Posted: at 1-11-2010 08:40 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

terryworld at 1-11-2010 08:51 PM (14 years ago)

(m)

gud one there.funny

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 1-11-2010 08:51 PM (14 years ago) \| Hero

bodeniyi at 2-11-2010 04:56 AM (14 years ago)

(m)

moi go dey Huh?

?? I dont know

Posted: at 2-11-2010 04:56 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 2-11-2010 06:57 AM (14 years ago)

(m)

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 2-11-2010 06:57 AM (14 years ago) \| Hero

bodeniyi at 2-11-2010 07:12 AM (14 years ago)

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wetin do you?

Posted: at 2-11-2010 07:12 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 2-11-2010 07:22 AM (14 years ago)

(m)

nothing ooo

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 2-11-2010 07:22 AM (14 years ago) \| Hero

bodeniyi at 2-11-2010 07:34 AM (14 years ago)

(m)

Ok then

Posted: at 2-11-2010 07:34 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 2-11-2010 07:48 AM (14 years ago)

(m)

when christ go come me i go dey church dey pray and fast

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 2-11-2010 07:48 AM (14 years ago) \| Hero

Skypon2002 at 2-11-2010 01:37 PM (14 years ago)

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Quote from: terryworld on 2-11-2010 07:48 AM

when christ go come me i go dey church dey pray and fast

bros me i know u ohhhhhh. huh.

make u talk well oh.
Grin

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 2-11-2010 01:37 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Skypon2002 at 2-11-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago)

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me i be pastor pikin.

me and my papa go dey 4 church dey fire prayer.
lol

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 2-11-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

bodeniyi at 2-11-2010 02:02 PM (14 years ago)

(m)

I go dey with my girlfriend dey expect am

Posted: at 2-11-2010 02:02 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 2-11-2010 02:35 PM (14 years ago)

(m)

bode,that one na the shortest way to hell ooo!

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 2-11-2010 02:35 PM (14 years ago) \| Hero

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