pastor and servant

Date: 03-11-2010 12:33 pm (14 years ago) | Author: omena emadoye
- at 3-11-2010 12:33 PM (14 years ago)
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there was a pastor who was very fat and the servant live wit him. One day the pastor told the servant to perpare him food like fried rice,chicken,platian,eggs,salad ect.After the servant cooked everythings,he gave them to the pastor to eat and the psator did not cal him join ro give him the servant became angry nd said he know wat to do.The next morning,he went on top of the roof and pretende d he was an angel.He called the pastor sayin "REVEREND FATHER, the pastor replied "YES LORD" he continued "I WANT U TO FAST FOR 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS he replied 'YES LORD". So the pastor fasted nd fasted whilethe srevant was eating all the food in the house.Wen the pastor got home he asked the servant to good food for him that he should make it plenty. This man ate nd ate until his stomach became bignd he slept off. The next mornin the same thing happened until after three days the pastor was calling his servant no response for him the next thin he was to go outside to looking 4 him,at he was callin him the servant answer nd fel from the roof.The pastor was surprise then he pursue him.

Posted: at 3-11-2010 12:33 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- collete at 3-11-2010 12:38 PM (14 years ago)
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tse......................not funny.A waste of my precious time.
Posted: at 3-11-2010 12:38 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- bodeniyi at 3-11-2010 12:41 PM (14 years ago)
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what on earth is this?
Posted: at 3-11-2010 12:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 3-11-2010 12:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Funy small.....but na small pikin joke oooo
Posted: at 3-11-2010 12:43 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 3-11-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago)
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poster u have to improve ok.anyway,welcome to nijalpals.
Posted: at 3-11-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-11-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago)
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U try!
Posted: at 3-11-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- silkyme at 3-11-2010 01:51 PM (14 years ago)
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welcm 2 d world of nt funny, pb4 etc, hopin u'll catch fun
Posted: at 3-11-2010 01:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 3-11-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago)
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acceptance post, no try am again
Posted: at 3-11-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-11-2010 02:27 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahaahahahaha.....@silkyme Wink
Posted: at 3-11-2010 02:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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