She dosnt know how to cook !! (Page 5)

Date: 07-11-2010 4:14 pm (13 years ago) | Author: BRIGHT CHUKWUDI IFUNANYACHI ES
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- bittersweet at 8-11-2010 01:17 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy

Posted: at 8-11-2010 01:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- agabs at 8-11-2010 01:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: esonu on  7-11-2010 04:14 PM
PALS, JUST WANNA HEAR UR DIFFERENT OPINION ON THIS:AS A GUY, U GOT MARRIED AND DISCOVERED THAT UR SPOUSE CANT COOK TO UR TASTE, WHAT WILL U DO? KEEP QUIET AND BE EATING OUT OR U GONNA CONFRONT HER AND LET HER KNOW......LADIES,IF UR HUBBY TELLS U DAT UR DISHES ARE NOT DELICIOUS, HOW WILL U REACT?WILL U SEE IT AS AN EMBARRASSMENT?
1. I will tell her I don't enjoy her cooking that much.

2. I will send her to spend some two or three weeks with my mum. My taste buds like my mums cooking. They hate Mr Bigs.


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Bros @Esonu, there is nothing really like delicious cooking. There is something like preferable cooking. That is the truth. That is the whole truth.

Okay, make I yarn from my point of view.

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When it comes to tomato stew - u know d one we d use d chop rice - the only two humans I know that can cook it to my perfection(notice "my perfection") are my mum and some aunt.

Have spent time with uncles and their wifes. Their kids like their recipe. Me I think something is missing. Have been too restaurants. But, I still know that, it is my mum and some aunt that has got the recipe that I like.

If I get married to a girl who hasn't got that recipe, then I will ask her to drop by my mum or my aunt. This does not necessarily mean that she doesn't know how to cook. I am not comparing her. It such so happens that my Mum and some Aunt cook stew in a way that makes me want to overstuff my self. Plain and simple.
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ANY WIFE OR HUSBAND THAT IS NOT WILLING TO LEARN TO PLEASE THE FAMILY IS MESSING UP BIG TIME.

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It is normal for women to learn from each other. It is normal for girls to learn how to cook from each other. Ki ni big deal?
It is like asking a fellow guy on the basketball court to show you the sequence of his killer cross over. Wetin dey inside?
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SHA, ALL THIS NEW AGE NIJAH CHICKS, ME I NO NOW WETIN D WORRY UNA. PLENTY OF UNA D DO LIKE SAY UNA NO OVER GET SENSE. ABI NA BECAUSE UNA DON D WEAR TROUSER? COMMON TO COOK SO THAT HUSBAND AND CHILDREN GO D SMILE NYAFU NYAFU, UNA GO D SQUEEZE FACE LIKE AMALLA.

Make I tell una something, most of my mother mates, when dem travel go yankee dat time, d first thing wey dem d first bUy, na blenders, kenwood mixers, toasters, portable ovens and the likes. WITH BIG BIG BIG COOKBOOKS. YES. AND THEM BEEN NO D SHY TO ASK DEM WHITE GIRLS TOO TEACH THEM HOW TO BAKE. AND THEY IN TURN TAUGHT THEM FRIENDS HOW TO BAKE AND MAKE FOREIGN DISHES. When I chop some people wedding cake, I go just d laugh this days. Ha ha ha ah hahaha.

WETIN D WORRY UNA DIS DAYS?

I am not just yarning. Cause as a child, I ate banana flavored cakes - Nigerian bananas. Home made. Mamas cooking. Yep. I feel like dancing to the jazz music coming from the speakers. Have had good times. I d remember how I d sip on the gin wey she d put inside cake. Ha ha h ahahah. I asked and she told me it was for preservation - so the cake can last longer without getting spoilt.

ANY WOMAN THAT IS NOT WILLING TO LEARN AND PRACTICE AND LEARN AND PRACTICE IS NOT ................................

NAIJAH GIRLS MAKE UNA NO D FEAR TO LEARN.


NA GOD GO HELP US.

IF A NAIJA GIRL AT THE AGE OF 25 CAN'T COOK PROPERLY, ISN'T THERE SOMETHING WRONG?
Posted: at 8-11-2010 01:18 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mydicksweet at 8-11-2010 01:20 PM (13 years ago)
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DRINKING AND LISTENING
Posted: at 8-11-2010 01:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- eomo at 8-11-2010 01:26 PM (13 years ago)
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You don't marry a woman because of food. It is only a lazy man that cannot cook that will say "a way to a man's heart is his stomach". If you marry a woman that cannot cook, then it is your responsibility to teach her.
Posted: at 8-11-2010 01:26 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- anydon at 8-11-2010 01:31 PM (13 years ago)
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I will neither teach myself nor take her to School to Improve. Thank God for my Mum she taught me how to Cook well.
Posted: at 8-11-2010 01:31 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- 50scent at 8-11-2010 01:33 PM (13 years ago)
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ABI OOO EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, O KARE EEEMO, IN THIS WORLD WOMEN NA FOR SLAVE ? I BEG OOO DEY NEED THEIR FREEDOM THANK GOD I NO BE MAN

Posted: at 8-11-2010 01:33 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- anydon at 8-11-2010 01:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: anydon on  8-11-2010 01:31 PM
I will neither teach her myself nor take her to a Catering School to Improve. Thank God for my Mum she taught me how to Cook well.
Posted: at 8-11-2010 01:36 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Teeteeylaryor at 8-11-2010 01:39 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: agabs on  8-11-2010 01:18 PM
Quote from: esonu on  7-11-2010 04:14 PM
PALS, JUST WANNA HEAR UR DIFFERENT OPINION ON THIS:AS A GUY, U GOT MARRIED AND DISCOVERED THAT UR SPOUSE CANT COOK TO UR TASTE, WHAT WILL U DO? KEEP QUIET AND BE EATING OUT OR U GONNA CONFRONT HER AND LET HER KNOW......LADIES,IF UR HUBBY TELLS U DAT UR DISHES ARE NOT DELICIOUS, HOW WILL U REACT?WILL U SEE IT AS AN EMBARRASSMENT?
1. I will tell her I don't enjoy her cooking that much.

2. I will send her to spend some two or three weeks with my mum. My taste buds like my mums cooking. They hate Mr Bigs.


=====================
Bros @Esonu, there is nothing really like delicious cooking. There is something like preferable cooking. That is the truth. That is the whole truth.

Okay, make I yarn from my point of view.

============
When it comes to tomato stew - u know d one we d use d chop rice - the only two humans I know that can cook it to my perfection(notice "my perfection") are my mum and some aunt.

Have spent time with uncles and their wifes. Their kids like their recipe. Me I think something is missing. Have been too restaurants. But, I still know that, it is my mum and some aunt that has got the recipe that I like.

If I get married to a girl who hasn't got that recipe, then I will ask her to drop by my mum or my aunt. This does not necessarily mean that she doesn't know how to cook. I am not comparing her. It such so happens that my Mum and some Aunt cook stew in a way that makes me want to overstuff my self. Plain and simple.
===================

ANY WIFE OR HUSBAND THAT IS NOT WILLING TO LEARN TO PLEASE THE FAMILY IS MESSING UP BIG TIME.

====================
It is normal for women to learn from each other. It is normal for girls to learn how to cook from each other. Ki ni big deal?
It is like asking a fellow guy on the basketball court to show you the sequence of his killer cross over. Wetin dey inside?
========================


SHA, ALL THIS NEW AGE NIJAH CHICKS, ME I NO NOW WETIN D WORRY UNA. PLENTY OF UNA D DO LIKE SAY UNA NO OVER GET SENSE. ABI NA BECAUSE UNA DON D WEAR TROUSER? COMMON TO COOK SO THAT HUSBAND AND CHILDREN GO D SMILE NYAFU NYAFU, UNA GO D SQUEEZE FACE LIKE AMALLA.

Make I tell una something, most of my mother mates, when dem travel go yankee dat time, d first thing wey dem d first bUy, na blenders, kenwood mixers, toasters, portable ovens and the likes. WITH BIG BIG BIG COOKBOOKS. YES. AND THEM BEEN NO D SHY TO ASK DEM WHITE GIRLS TOO TEACH THEM HOW TO BAKE. AND THEY IN TURN TAUGHT THEM FRIENDS HOW TO BAKE AND MAKE FOREIGN DISHES. When I chop some people wedding cake, I go just d laugh this days. Ha ha ha ah hahaha.

WETIN D WORRY UNA DIS DAYS?

I am not just yarning. Cause as a child, I ate banana flavored cakes - Nigerian bananas. Home made. Mamas cooking. Yep. I feel like dancing to the jazz music coming from the speakers. Have had good times. I d remember how I d sip on the gin wey she d put inside cake. Ha ha h ahahah. I asked and she told me it was for preservation - so the cake can last longer without getting spoilt.

ANY WOMAN THAT IS NOT WILLING TO LEARN AND PRACTICE AND LEARN AND PRACTICE IS NOT ................................

NAIJAH GIRLS MAKE UNA NO D FEAR TO LEARN.


NA GOD GO HELP US.

IF A NAIJA GIRL AT THE AGE OF 25 CAN'T COOK PROPERLY, ISN'T THERE SOMETHING WRONG?


TOO LONG A STORY

Posted: at 8-11-2010 01:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- agabs at 8-11-2010 01:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on  8-11-2010 01:39 PM
Quote from: agabs on  8-11-2010 01:18 PM
Quote from: esonu on  7-11-2010 04:14 PM
PALS, JUST WANNA HEAR UR DIFFERENT OPINION ON THIS:AS A GUY, U GOT MARRIED AND DISCOVERED THAT UR SPOUSE CANT COOK TO UR TASTE, WHAT WILL U DO? KEEP QUIET AND BE EATING OUT OR U GONNA CONFRONT HER AND LET HER KNOW......LADIES,IF UR HUBBY TELLS U DAT UR DISHES ARE NOT DELICIOUS, HOW WILL U REACT?WILL U SEE IT AS AN EMBARRASSMENT?
1. I will tell her I don't enjoy her cooking that much.

2. I will send her to spend some two or three weeks with my mum. My taste buds like my mums cooking. They hate Mr Bigs.


=====================
Bros @Esonu, there is nothing really like delicious cooking. There is something like preferable cooking. That is the truth. That is the whole truth.

Okay, make I yarn from my point of view.

============
When it comes to tomato stew - u know d one we d use d chop rice - the only two humans I know that can cook it to my perfection(notice "my perfection") are my mum and some aunt.

Have spent time with uncles and their wifes. Their kids like their recipe. Me I think something is missing. Have been too restaurants. But, I still know that, it is my mum and some aunt that has got the recipe that I like.

If I get married to a girl who hasn't got that recipe, then I will ask her to drop by my mum or my aunt. This does not necessarily mean that she doesn't know how to cook. I am not comparing her. It such so happens that my Mum and some Aunt cook stew in a way that makes me want to overstuff my self. Plain and simple.
===================

ANY WIFE OR HUSBAND THAT IS NOT WILLING TO LEARN TO PLEASE THE FAMILY IS MESSING UP BIG TIME.

====================
It is normal for women to learn from each other. It is normal for girls to learn how to cook from each other. Ki ni big deal?
It is like asking a fellow guy on the basketball court to show you the sequence of his killer cross over. Wetin dey inside?
========================


SHA, ALL THIS NEW AGE NIJAH CHICKS, ME I NO NOW WETIN D WORRY UNA. PLENTY OF UNA D DO LIKE SAY UNA NO OVER GET SENSE. ABI NA BECAUSE UNA DON D WEAR TROUSER? COMMON TO COOK SO THAT HUSBAND AND CHILDREN GO D SMILE NYAFU NYAFU, UNA GO D SQUEEZE FACE LIKE AMALLA.

Make I tell una something, most of my mother mates, when dem travel go yankee dat time, d first thing wey dem d first bUy, na blenders, kenwood mixers, toasters, portable ovens and the likes. WITH BIG BIG BIG COOKBOOKS. YES. AND THEM BEEN NO D SHY TO ASK DEM WHITE GIRLS TOO TEACH THEM HOW TO BAKE. AND THEY IN TURN TAUGHT THEM FRIENDS HOW TO BAKE AND MAKE FOREIGN DISHES. When I chop some people wedding cake, I go just d laugh this days. Ha ha ha ah hahaha.

WETIN D WORRY UNA DIS DAYS?

I am not just yarning. Cause as a child, I ate banana flavored cakes - Nigerian bananas. Home made. Mamas cooking. Yep. I feel like dancing to the jazz music coming from the speakers. Have had good times. I d remember how I d sip on the gin wey she d put inside cake. Ha ha h ahahah. I asked and she told me it was for preservation - so the cake can last longer without getting spoilt.

ANY WOMAN THAT IS NOT WILLING TO LEARN AND PRACTICE AND LEARN AND PRACTICE IS NOT ................................

NAIJAH GIRLS MAKE UNA NO D FEAR TO LEARN.


NA GOD GO HELP US.

IF A NAIJA GIRL AT THE AGE OF 25 CAN'T COOK PROPERLY, ISN'T THERE SOMETHING WRONG?


TOO LONG A STORY
I ENJOYED TYPING IT. THAT IS WHAT IS IMPORTANT TO ME. EXPRESSING MYSELF MAKES ME FEEL GOOD.
Posted: at 8-11-2010 01:48 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Teeteeylaryor at 8-11-2010 01:54 PM (13 years ago)
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okay....but try to summarise/minimize your world, so it can be read

Posted: at 8-11-2010 01:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- agabs at 8-11-2010 01:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: eomo on  8-11-2010 01:26 PM
You don't marry a woman because of food. It is only a lazy man that cannot cook that will say "a way to a man's heart is his stomach". If you marry a woman that cannot cook, then it is your responsibility to teach her.
Bros, for me. my Old man no let me enter kitchen. And I will not let my first son perform house hold chores that my ancestors believed where feminine.

Afterall, man no fit Bosom  feed pikin. Man no fit carry belle. E therefore sound proper to me if women dey in charge of the kitchen cause, kitchen d sustain life. And na woman d bring life. Na God d give life but im d send am to the world through woman. Woman is therefore a necessary solid custodian of life.

If woman sabi cook, nothing bad for inside that one. And if she no sabi, make she willing to learn. That is all.
Posted: at 8-11-2010 01:56 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- agabs at 8-11-2010 02:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on  8-11-2010 01:54 PM
okay....but try to summarise/minimize your world, so it can be read
I will try. I am not promising though.
Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:03 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Teeteeylaryor at 8-11-2010 02:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: agabs on  8-11-2010 02:03 PM
Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on  8-11-2010 01:54 PM
okay....but try to summarise/minimize your world, so it can be read
I will try. I am not promising though.

cos no body will be interested in reading...so try to...... Grin

Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bittersweet at 8-11-2010 02:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on  8-11-2010 02:12 PM
Quote from: agabs on  8-11-2010 02:03 PM
Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on  8-11-2010 01:54 PM
okay....but try to summarise/minimize your world, so it can be read
I will try. I am not promising though.

cos no body will be interested in reading...so try to...... Grin

Sorry, my dear,but I must contradict u here!
Many ppl enjoy Agabs' writings! Wink

Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Teeteeylaryor at 8-11-2010 02:19 PM (13 years ago)
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okay.......but it's too long a writing

Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bittersweet at 8-11-2010 02:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on  8-11-2010 02:19 PM
okay.......but it's too long a writing

Well, indeed, sometimes it is! Smiley

Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mydicksweet at 8-11-2010 02:23 PM (13 years ago)
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I SEE
Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:23 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bittersweet at 8-11-2010 02:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mydicksweet on  8-11-2010 02:23 PM
I SEE

Thanks God for that!

Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- diplomatik at 8-11-2010 02:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: diplomatik on  7-11-2010 07:49 PM
Quote from: esonu on  7-11-2010 04:14 PM
PALS, JUST WANNA HEAR UR DIFFERENT OPINION ON THIS:AS A GUY, U GOT MARRIED AND DISCOVERED THAT UR SPOUSE CANT COOK TO UR TASTE, WHAT WILL U DO? KEEP QUIET AND BE EATING OUT OR U GONNA CONFRONT HER AND LET HER KNOW......LADIES,IF UR HUBBY TELLS U DAT UR DISHES ARE NOT DELICIOUS, HOW WILL U REACT?WILL U SEE IT AS AN EMBARRASSMENT?

whats there to be embarassed abt...if u say u love the woman is it bcos she can cook..mcheww
primitive menh  Sad

anyways 1 can learn ,not so?..besides my guy cooks as well Cool
lemme repeat myself  Tongue

Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:32 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 8-11-2010 02:34 PM (13 years ago)
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IF SHE CANNOT THAT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING NO ONE IS PERFECT IN EVERYTHING, THAT ASPECT OF COOKING SHOW HER DEFECTS SO... IF U CAN COOK THEN HELP HER OUT

Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:34 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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