A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me sir, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
';'You must be an engineer," said the lady balloonist. "I am", replied the man. 'How did you know?'
';'Well", answered the lady in the balloon, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more."
The engineer below responded, "You must be in Top Management." ';'I am", replied the lady balloonist, "but, how did you know?''
";Well," said the Engineer, "You don't know where you are, or where you're going. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you, to solve your problems."
Posted: at 8-11-2010 03:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 8-11-2010 04:36 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: terryworld on 8-11-2010 04:30 PM
so today na ur birthday?is that y u changed ur profile pics?any way hapi birthday to u and i wish u many more years to come.
bia, if you no collect your wishes back ehn, na swear i go take follow you... person do birthday e no tell us, no minerals, no biscuit... you come dey wishe am happy birthday... see terry, make you carry time o.
Posted: at 8-11-2010 04:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
terryworld at 8-11-2010 04:48 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Kristiantus on 8-11-2010 04:36 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 8-11-2010 04:30 PM
so today na ur birthday?is that y u changed ur profile pics?any way hapi birthday to u and i wish u many more years to come.
bia, if you no collect your wishes back ehn, na swear i go take follow you... person do birthday e no tell us, no minerals, no biscuit... you come dey wishe am happy birthday... see terry, make you carry time o.
kris,she go give me my own biscuit and mineral 4 house,i know who she be,she go carry am com
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 8-11-2010 04:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
florish4love at 8-11-2010 04:50 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Kristiantus on 8-11-2010 04:36 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 8-11-2010 04:30 PM
so today na ur birthday?is that y u changed ur profile pics?any way hapi birthday to u and i wish u many more years to come.
bia, if you no collect your wishes back ehn, na swear i go take follow you... person do birthday e no tell us, no minerals, no biscuit... you come dey wishe am happy birthday... see terry, make you carry time o.
haba e don reach dat one abeg no vex oooooo but u self u f-uckup nah since yesterday u no talk anytin wey be day nah Sheraton we even use wey we pop champaign ask Arab he go tell you he just dey pretend ni he come my Birthday yesterday but all the same its not too late ooooo i still have cake and other goodies here so we can still throw anoda party tonite for everybody wey stil wan come so now ure invited
Quote from: terryworld on 8-11-2010 04:48 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 8-11-2010 04:36 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 8-11-2010 04:30 PM
so today na ur birthday?is that y u changed ur profile pics?any way hapi birthday to u and i wish u many more years to come.
bia, if you no collect your wishes back ehn, na swear i go take follow you... person do birthday e no tell us, no minerals, no biscuit... you come dey wishe am happy birthday... see terry, make you carry time o.
kris,she go give me my own biscuit and mineral 4 house,i know who she be,she go carry am com
Posted: at 8-11-2010 04:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 8-11-2010 04:56 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: florish4love on 8-11-2010 04:50 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 8-11-2010 04:36 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 8-11-2010 04:30 PM
so today na ur birthday?is that y u changed ur profile pics?any way hapi birthday to u and i wish u many more years to come.
bia, if you no collect your wishes back ehn, na swear i go take follow you... person do birthday e no tell us, no minerals, no biscuit... you come dey wishe am happy birthday... see terry, make you carry time o.
haba e don reach dat one abeg no vex oooooo but u self u f-uckup nah since yesterday u no talk anytin wey be day nah Sheraton we even use wey we pop champaign ask Arab he go tell you he just dey pretend ni he come my Birthday yesterday but all the same its not too late ooooo i still have cake and other goodies here so we can still throw anoda party tonite for everybody wey stil wan come
okay... forgiven... but make you bring our minerals and biscuits cum oo..
Posted: at 8-11-2010 04:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero