Biafiar Joke

Date: 11-11-2010 5:21 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Baruda
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- at 11-11-2010 05:21 PM (11 years ago)
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A large group of Nigerian soldiers in the border area in 1964 war are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill:

"One Biafar soldier is better than ten Nigerian" Soldiers.

The Hausa commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where Upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice once again calls out: "One  Biafar soldier is better than Hundred Nigerian" Soldiers'

Furious, the Hausa commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence.

The calm  voice calls out again: "One  Biafar soldier is better than a thousand Nigerian" Soldiers:

The enraged Hausa commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded  fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There's two of them." the man is a lier!!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:21 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- omotoyosolabisi at 11-11-2010 05:24 PM (11 years ago)
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josiahlawson dear, i will always rove ur joke.
Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 11-11-2010 05:25 PM (11 years ago)
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aboki soldiers.4ny joke.

Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:25 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 11-11-2010 05:26 PM (11 years ago)
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hehe


so them be magas abi??

chai
Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 11-11-2010 05:31 PM (11 years ago)
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hahahahaha .....
Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:31 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 11-11-2010 05:45 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 11-11-2010 05:24 PM
josiahlawson dear, i will always rove ur joke.
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-11-2010 05:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 11-11-2010 06:11 PM (11 years ago)
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funny joke...that reminds me then Lips Sealed

Posted: at 11-11-2010 06:11 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 11-11-2010 06:30 PM (11 years ago)
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@riverniger
so u too u be aboki ab
Posted: at 11-11-2010 06:30 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 11-11-2010 06:55 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 11-11-2010 06:30 PM
@riverniger
so u too u be aboki ab

God 4bid....back to sender Grin

Posted: at 11-11-2010 06:55 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deleologbo at 11-11-2010 07:00 PM (11 years ago)
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na last order.
Posted: at 11-11-2010 07:00 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 11-11-2010 07:46 PM (11 years ago)
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onet biafran soldier is beta than 10000 aboki soldiers.

Posted: at 11-11-2010 07:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 11-11-2010 09:11 PM (11 years ago)
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one nigeria

Posted: at 11-11-2010 09:11 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 11-11-2010 09:14 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Arabmoney2 on 11-11-2010 09:11 PM
one nigeria

yes............one my (a)ss

Posted: at 11-11-2010 09:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 11-11-2010 09:47 PM (11 years ago)
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Remember say dis same aboki soldier defeat una during d war Grin

Posted: at 11-11-2010 09:47 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 11-11-2010 10:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 11-11-2010 09:47 PM
Remember say dis same aboki soldier defeat una during d war Grin
just for the sake of peace

Posted: at 11-11-2010 10:01 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 11-11-2010 10:14 PM (11 years ago)
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Yes yes

For d sake of peace, una accept defeat after dem wooze una ass Grin

Posted: at 11-11-2010 10:14 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 11-11-2010 10:22 PM (11 years ago)
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had it been i was around that period,we wouldn't have surrender to those abokis

Posted: at 11-11-2010 10:22 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 11-11-2010 10:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahah


Lucky them

Posted: at 11-11-2010 10:25 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 11-11-2010 10:34 PM (11 years ago)
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lucky them no be small oo cos the kan anger we dey my mind any time i hear say dem defeat us fit kill fish 4 river.i no go lie u.

Posted: at 11-11-2010 10:34 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 11-11-2010 10:57 PM (11 years ago)
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hahahahahahhahahhaahaha


ur anger fit kill fish? u be gamallin?


abeg come my area.....fish borkun for our river....come vex kill dem Grin

Posted: at 11-11-2010 10:57 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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