Fact About Marriage.

Date: 11-11-2010 6:44 pm (11 years ago) | Author: OLADELE
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- at 11-11-2010 06:44 PM (11 years ago)
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Getting married is very like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person
has, you wish you had ordered that.
 
Man:Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man:Will it help?
Dr:No,but the thought of long life will never come.

Why do couples hold hands durring their wedding?
It"s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

There was this guy who told his woman that he loves her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.

Q:  Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second wife?
A:  Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achiving them.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Posted: at 11-11-2010 06:44 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- Riverniger1 at 11-11-2010 06:51 PM (11 years ago)
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true talk.... Grin

Posted: at 11-11-2010 06:51 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deleologbo at 11-11-2010 06:56 PM (11 years ago)
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na sooo.
Posted: at 11-11-2010 06:56 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 12-11-2010 10:12 AM (11 years ago)
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9ice
Posted: at 12-11-2010 10:12 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 12-11-2010 10:26 AM (11 years ago)
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ok

i hear o
Posted: at 12-11-2010 10:26 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 12-11-2010 03:10 PM (11 years ago)
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gud

Posted: at 12-11-2010 03:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 12-11-2010 03:11 PM (11 years ago)
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gud

Posted: at 12-11-2010 03:11 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 12-11-2010 03:14 PM (11 years ago)
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damn gud
Posted: at 12-11-2010 03:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 12-11-2010 03:15 PM (11 years ago)
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i no understand  @poster please explain better
Posted: at 12-11-2010 03:15 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 12-11-2010 03:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: solid_solid on 12-11-2010 03:15 PM
i no understand  @poster please explain better
olodo,hw u go understand now?
Quote from: nickyvil on 12-11-2010 03:14 PM
damn gud
i don see gud but i neva see damn

Posted: at 12-11-2010 03:36 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 12-11-2010 04:18 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: nickyvil on 12-11-2010 03:14 PM
damn gud
u dont have a good english teacher

Posted: at 12-11-2010 04:18 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 13-11-2010 07:42 AM (11 years ago)
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sey nah lecture room i dey abeg i no want teacher even this joke is phyukING GOOD
Posted: at 13-11-2010 07:42 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 14-11-2010 11:20 PM (11 years ago)
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by u

Posted: at 14-11-2010 11:20 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 15-11-2010 01:26 AM (11 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 15-11-2010 01:26 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- bodeniyi at 15-11-2010 04:31 AM (11 years ago)
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Nice one
Posted: at 15-11-2010 04:31 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 15-11-2010 09:26 AM (11 years ago)
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Bode why u no dey show face again nah
Posted: at 15-11-2010 09:26 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 15-11-2010 04:46 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 12-11-2010 10:26 AM
ok

i hear o
Posted: at 15-11-2010 04:46 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- princeum at 15-11-2010 06:26 PM (11 years ago)
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why is it only men that likes this?Huh?
but it is nice.....
Posted: at 15-11-2010 06:26 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- mykelly at 15-11-2010 07:05 PM (11 years ago)
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i think you re talking from xperience..sorry for the slap,your brother's wife gave to you
Posted: at 15-11-2010 07:05 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jonesblack at 17-11-2010 03:20 PM (11 years ago)
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@poster gud but who break ur heart? all de females here report to duty!

Posted: at 17-11-2010 03:20 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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