florish4love at 12-11-2010 10:44 AM (14 years ago)
(f)
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "£5,000 for a male brain, and £200 for a female brain..." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
Posted: at 12-11-2010 10:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
florish4love at 12-11-2010 10:47 AM (14 years ago) (f)
which means if you dont have a brain come and buy one if you can afford one go and borrow a brain and if no one is ready to borrow you then go and steal one
Posted: at 12-11-2010 10:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 12-11-2010 10:54 AM (14 years ago) (m)
so wetin you dey try to tell us be say female brain dey very cheap abi... okay, we don hear you... but dis no funny me atall... i comment only to increase my post for this your story...
Posted: at 12-11-2010 10:54 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
florish4love at 12-11-2010 12:04 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: florish4love on 12-11-2010 10:47 AM
which means if you dont have a brain come and buy one if you can't afford one go and borrow a brain and if no one is ready to borrow you then go and steal one
Posted: at 12-11-2010 12:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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