love_omotola at 29-10-2008 11:32 AM (16 years ago)
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THE LIST OF DIFFERENT TYPES OF SHIT !!!
GHOST SHIT
The kind where you feel the shit come out, but there is no shit in the toilet.
CLEAN SHIT
The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET SHIT
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
SECOND WAVE SHIT
This happens when you're done shit-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to shit some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-SHIT
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
GASSY SHIT
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
DRINKER'S SHIT The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
LINCOLN LOG SHIT
The kind of shit that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. {ee ee eew}
CORN SHIT
Self-explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-SHIT- SHIT
The kind where you want to shit but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP SHIT
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS SHIT (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
LIQUID SHIT
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
MEXICAN SHIT
It smells so bad your nose burns.
THE SURPRISE SHIT
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops .a shit!!!
THE DANGLING SHIT
This shit refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done shit-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose!!
~Okay . . . maybe i ave a weird sense of humour but this gets me laffin besides myself This list cudnt ring more true !!! noOow how many ee ee eew's did you do when you realised you'd probably done almost all on the list
Posted: at 29-10-2008 11:32 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
If i be toddler that means dem never born u? u be infant. u no go school abeg tell people make dem hear. I go sponsor your school fees from kindergarten to JSS god go fit help u go meet alaanu samaria wey go join hands put for under cloth make u learn plumbing work. I try sha.
Posted: at 31-10-2008 09:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
rezimero at 31-10-2008 11:23 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 31-10-2008 09:46 PM
If i be toddler that means dem never born u? u be infant. u no go school abeg tell people make dem hear. I go sponsor your school fees from kindergarten to JSS god go fit help u go meet alaanu samaria wey go join hands put for under cloth make u learn plumbing work. I try sha.
if dem neva born me how come be infant as you say? think well b4 u comment
Posted: at 31-10-2008 11:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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