I want to insure my hips - Mercy Johnson (Page 9)

Date: 23-11-2010 2:59 pm (13 years ago) | Author: yemi adeoye
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- kebella at 26-11-2010 01:21 AM (13 years ago)
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lol......people haahaha make una dey fear God Oooo..... lol omo see beefing.. because say she talk wetin dey her mind una come dey beef am ... one day if them go interview me and person come dey talk rubbish.... i go do fasting and prayer say make God help me collect one inside the person eye......haha

God don do am for her so you too keep on doing the one way you fit do even if na prostitu you dey do keep am real you fit make am from there....

I am talking to all the bad people way dey beef Mercy Johnson

If una know say una sabi talk reply make thunder fire  person now now

MUMU THEM MAKE UNA GO FINE WORK DEY DO..SHE NO SEND UNA MASSAGE




man your mouth bad oooooooooo. true true no one go fit reply you na only me wey fit cos our mouth na fire. anyway i dey look for work shaaaaaaaa

Posted: at 26-11-2010 01:21 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- shirleyjane at 26-11-2010 01:23 AM (13 years ago)
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I love you lady.
Posted: at 26-11-2010 01:23 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- FinlandGuy at 26-11-2010 01:24 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on 26-11-2010 01:11 AM
why not talk about ur nose cos it needs lifting. nonsence

Sister Tell her,no bi only her Hips she go Insure,make she go insure her HeartChester as well,na that one self needs to be insure against fall.
Posted: at 26-11-2010 01:24 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 26-11-2010 01:25 AM (13 years ago)
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Sister ask am Ohhhh.Just One Track suit.No be to buy track suit from Germany be the problem,make she try go marry and born pickin,age is no longer on her side.Women get expiry date....she is not getting younger any more and this is a chance for her to get married as she says that men is flocking around her.When this moi moi beauty we dey in her now expire all these men wey de flock around her will disappear and she appear and start looking for them and that time they will start to chop her money and run away.

As for Buying track suit from Germany,that one i rest my case because it makes no sense, we don see Europe tire now we wan things made in Nigeria,made in Aba,alaba,mandalas and so on.


true talk. i love this. just one track and shes crazy about it. what of we wey live for europe na wey get many tracks ? we no dey talk

Posted: at 26-11-2010 01:25 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 26-11-2010 01:29 AM (13 years ago)
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pls my children ar disturbing me to meet u ,pls i will post my e-mail kindly link up with ,me so that we can arrange a dinner with u either in London or any other Afrcan country of your choice [email protected]

are you sure is your children or you? dont blame it on the poor kids, if so your children will love to meet me too cos am a big star from my family, so why not take me to dinner lol???

Posted: at 26-11-2010 01:29 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- FinlandGuy at 26-11-2010 01:39 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on 26-11-2010 01:29 AM
pls my children ar disturbing me to meet u ,pls i will post my e-mail kindly link up with ,me so that we can arrange a dinner with u either in London or any other Afrcan country of your choice [email protected]

are you sure is your children or you? dont blame it on the poor kids, if so your children will love to meet me too cos am a big star from my family, so why not take me to dinner lol???

Sister you de yan well
Posted: at 26-11-2010 01:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FinlandGuy at 26-11-2010 01:48 AM (13 years ago)
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No be to insure hip be problem,the question here is of which insurance Policy will the hip be insured,is it against rubbery, or again fire attack or against accident? Or is it against men's  COCK ?Huh?? Mercy you need to be specific so that we will know the kind of insurance policy to give you.
Posted: at 26-11-2010 01:48 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 26-11-2010 02:06 AM (13 years ago)
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No be to insure hip be problem,the question here is of which insurance Policy will the hip be insured,is it against rubbery, or again fire attack or against accident? Or is it against men's  COCK ?Huh?? Mercy you need to be specific so that we will know the kind of insurance policy to give you.


bro ask her, if she reply pls feed me back. i think she even need an iron pant with key

Posted: at 26-11-2010 02:06 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- FinlandGuy at 26-11-2010 02:08 AM (13 years ago)
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This is a simple logic.

After all The famous Footballer C. Ronaldo insured  his two legs againt break and injuries in the process of playing football because he uses his legs for his business.

So Mercy wants to insure hip/ass against any fatal accident in the process of swagaring and ginering her swaga on bed,because she de use her hip for business.

Mercy de here de talk about insuring ur Hip wey nothing dey inside am,your mate don marry, born pikin finish.When that hip don ginger and swaga finish,then con expire,and your heartchester can fall, na that time you go know how far.
Posted: at 26-11-2010 02:08 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FinlandGuy at 26-11-2010 02:17 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on 26-11-2010 02:06 AM
No be to insure hip be problem,the question here is of which insurance Policy will the hip be insured,is it against rubbery, or again fire attack or against accident? Or is it against men's  COCK ?Huh?? Mercy you need to be specific so that we will know the kind of insurance policy to give you.


bro ask her, if she reply pls feed me back. i think she even need an iron pant with key


Sister Kabella,she no need iron pant,she want insure the hip so that when she de ginger dey swaga her swaga,if any problem occur in the process,then insurance go pay.hahahahhaa

We wey de Europe no be today we see hip,e don teeeeeeeeeeeeeeh,we don see hip wey big,nice pass her own te te te,chop am self clean mouth.
Posted: at 26-11-2010 02:17 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 26-11-2010 02:28 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahahaah

Posted: at 26-11-2010 02:28 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- FinlandGuy at 26-11-2010 02:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on 26-11-2010 02:28 AM
hahahahaah

Mercy No be on your hip You go insure you hear,Insure your Hip,insure your HeartChester or your Manchester Jion am.Insure your nose join am eh, then no forget the pimple wey de  ontop of your nose eh insure that one too.Then carry your Kpomo go put am for Fix deposite,then your insurance is complet.

I rest my case.
Posted: at 26-11-2010 02:47 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 26-11-2010 02:58 AM (13 years ago)
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Mercy No be on your hip You go insure you hear,Insure your Hip,insure your HeartChester or your Manchester Jion am.Insure your nose join am eh, then no forget the pimple wey de  ontop of your nose eh insure that one too.Then carry your Kpomo go put am for Fix deposite,then your insurance is complet.

I rest my case

as you pleases my lord

Posted: at 26-11-2010 02:58 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- estherstephen19 at 26-11-2010 03:46 AM (13 years ago)
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you are good to go baby
Posted: at 26-11-2010 03:46 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- kebella at 26-11-2010 03:58 AM (13 years ago)
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you are good to go baby

thanks lol Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 26-11-2010 03:58 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Finaalfred at 26-11-2010 08:41 AM (13 years ago)
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Well, l feel 4 u shal becos eno easy 4 u at all!!! l feel u but,l nor kn hw l go take compare D kind beauty wen u get. U fine yet ebi like say u nor fine but' now l kn Y according 2 ur story say na D suffer wen u suffer then!! na him dey still affect ur beauty. I like ur movies but u bi like those village beauties ur skin nor fine and ur nose 2 but, all D same l dey happy 4 u. Stay blessed.
Posted: at 26-11-2010 08:41 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- odiono at 26-11-2010 09:37 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ndjoe on 23-11-2010 10:52 PM
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Quote from: jigaxsol on 23-11-2010 08:28 PM
She no trip me at alllll...
why she go trip u b4? u and her dey d same class? where she stand u nor fit sit!
wat has she said here now dat u guys are beefing her?
i beg na her time make una leave am make she shine.
Her day done break and theres nofin anybody can do about it!
so if u like make she trip u or not, she does not even know u exist!

tell them bad belle

speaking the truth she impressed me! i love the humility in her speech! especially the lizard, skars, humiliation in her shool days as a little girl etc stuffs! how many of today's celebrities in NIGERIA would accept this? where people like some 2bb are even denying their fomer girlfriend in their humble begining! MERCY, GOD will elevate u more just keep on the good work and pay less attention to distractors!
Posted: at 26-11-2010 09:37 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Francis9j at 26-11-2010 09:51 AM (13 years ago)
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Your Manchester Is One Of The Best We Have In Nigeria Pls. keep It On...........
Posted: at 26-11-2010 09:51 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Francis9j at 26-11-2010 09:53 AM (13 years ago)
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Your Manchester Is One Of The Best We Have In Nigeria Pls. keep It On...........
Posted: at 26-11-2010 09:53 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Francis9j at 26-11-2010 09:53 AM (13 years ago)
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Your Manchester Is One Of The Best We Have In Nigeria Pls. keep It On...........
Posted: at 26-11-2010 09:53 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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