FISHING ....

A young newlywed couple were honeymooning at a nice little cabin park in the mountains.........Next door to them was an older couple who was celebrating their 30 year anniversary.

The older woman noticed that every morning, the new husband would get up very early and go fishing............& would not return until late at night! She asked her husband if he thought maybe he could talk to him.........so early in the morning, he put on his old fishin gear and went down to meet his temporary neighbor. While talkin to the younger fella, he decided he would see what the problem was......

"Ya know, its yer honeymoon......you should be in thar celebrating with yer missus!

[ " Cant", said the younger one after casting his line......"shes got gonorrhea"]

"Oh, ok" the older one said.........."well, you could always knock on the backdoor to say hello."

[ " Nawww" the younger one crooned, " shes got diarrhea!"]

"Ummmm......ok", the older man started....."well, you could always try the fellatio bit"

[ " Nope"........."shes got piearrhea!" the young guy said as he reeled in his line & proceeded to re-cast...]

"If she has all these diseases, Then why in the hell would you marry her?"

[ The young guy looks at the older fella & studies him for a second, then smiled real big (  )
and re-casts his reel saying.........."Cause shes got worms too And I love fishin!!"

Posted: at 27-11-2010 03:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

not bad

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Posted: at 27-11-2010 08:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

he will  Cook the fish...

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Posted: at 27-11-2010 09:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

and after cooking the fish, he will chop the fish
 

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Posted: at 28-11-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

bros u yeye ooooo
who ask u weather u like fish?
 

and after u chop the fish, what next?
 

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Posted: at 28-11-2010 05:41 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero