During The formal president lusege Obasanjo Regim. it happened Aboki Orez from Iyana mosolasi and Malam Rezimero from isale Mosfala both from Local community are about to meet with the president chief Olusegun Obasanjo to speak live on TV on behalf of the underprivileged people in their macadamized local government area. It was unfortunate they could not express themselves in spoken english. The LGA chairman hooked them up with a English Tutor who told Malam rezim : 'when U first meet with Mr president U should say TO HIM " How are you?". The tutor also told Aboki Orez , "if Mr president should askyou -" and you?" you should say "me too".After Then a linguist will continue to help translate the rest of their convo with Mr president
All said and done, It was the day to meet with the president, . Now its time to start the convo. Now Aboki Rezimero was to greeting mR president he said "WHO ARE YOU?" mr presido was suprisedwith a smile and say ok I am the Husband of Mrs stella. so every one in the audience laughed over it q=with quick silence of attention to the convo, then over to mallam orezo, Now Mr presido asked what about you gentle man, mallam orezo answered AND ME TOO. see palava with these kolo malam and aboki.
Posted: at 31-10-2008 05:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
rezimero at 31-10-2008 06:15 PM (16 years ago) (m)
MAKE UNA LAFF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 31-10-2008 06:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
For u mind u funny die... Na pepper wen me and remizero show u na im wan make u discover talent wen u no get shebi??? so tey u don dey post with english... Clap for urself... U beta tell us thanks bcos we wan make u celebrity overnite...
No go over crack ur brains for the one wen u dey sooo ohhh. No be by force to post joke ohhhh... Grinny face no go cry oohh
Posted: at 31-10-2008 06:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
For u mind u funny die... Na pepper wen me and remizero show u na im wan make u discover talent wen u no get shebi??? so tey u don dey post with english... Clap for urself... U beta tell us thanks bcos we wan make u celebrity overnite...
No go over crack ur brains for the one wen u dey sooo ohhh. No be by force to post joke ohhhh... Grinny face no go cry oohh
Aboki orezo, shey una no resemble after 21 years of cattle rearing. u no dey shame, u be Hyena
Posted: at 31-10-2008 06:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Without been told everybody for this network know my face and dem know ur own too.
So if u get sense u go know wetin i dey talk about bcus na u even resemble mallam pass... With ur Grinny smile wen be like sey na cry u dey cry wen u wan laff... LOL
Posted: at 31-10-2008 06:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
rezimero at 31-10-2008 07:00 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: orezo on 31-10-2008 06:42 PM
Without been told everybody for this network know my face and dem know ur own too.
So if u get sense u go know wetin i dey talk about bcus na u even resemble mallam pass... With ur Grinny smile wen be like sey na cry u dey cry wen u wan laff... LOL
dem no get mirror
Posted: at 31-10-2008 07:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Without been told everybody for this network know my face and dem know ur own too.
So if u get sense u go know wetin i dey talk about bcus na u even resemble mallam pass... With ur Grinny smile wen be like sey na cry u dey cry wen u wan laff... LOL
NA big lie. very fatal lie, no be ur face be this na the face of baby. fere oyinbo, u r face look like ere maka.. yeye mallam
Posted: at 31-10-2008 07:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
rezimero at 31-10-2008 07:54 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 31-10-2008 07:46 PM
Quote from: orezo on 31-10-2008 06:42 PM
Without been told everybody for this network know my face and dem know ur own too.
So if u get sense u go know wetin i dey talk about bcus na u even resemble mallam pass... With ur Grinny smile wen be like sey na cry u dey cry wen u wan laff... LOL
NA big lie. very fatal lie, no be ur face be this na the face of baby. fere oyinbo, u r face look like ere maka.. yeye mallam
na crime to be mallam. mallam no be human being?
Posted: at 31-10-2008 07:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
good you admit your friend be mallam. o boy e be like say u don sokor oh! u dey come closer to much. u sure say u no be de mallam wey orezo is the aboki. anyway there is still room for change
Posted: at 31-10-2008 07:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
rezimero at 31-10-2008 09:16 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 31-10-2008 07:58 PM
good you admit your friend be mallam. o boy e be like say u don sokor oh! u dey come closer to much. u sure say u no be de mallam wey orezo is the aboki. anyway there is still room for change
yes i be mallam, e tear your boxers? e dey pain u?
Posted: at 31-10-2008 09:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
because u be aboki, e dey pain u? ok aboki and malam be gud peeps buy ya own take different dimension different cos na for inside jungle u dey live. no social exposure
Posted: at 1-11-2008 10:37 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Jboy4shezo at 1-11-2008 05:30 PM (16 years ago) (m)
rezimero and orezo abeg make una take am easy for grin_genuis4lif body, una wan kill the poor boy no go let hypertension catch person abi na high blood pressure make una sorry for am biko, ejo!
Posted: at 1-11-2008 05:30 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
rezimero and orezo abeg make una take am easy for grin_genuis4lif body, una wan kill the poor boy no go let hypertension catch person abi na high blood pressure make una sorry for am biko, ejo!
U
Quote from: segxi on 1-11-2008 07:57 PM
if una one fight make u arrange somewhere fight make we see who go win.
r head on ya neck.!!
Posted: at 1-11-2008 09:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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