two roads

Date: 29-11-2010 4:43 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Digitalman
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- at 29-11-2010 04:43 PM (14 years ago)
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one novice dey find one secondary school as he was directed by one of his friend.

as him come reach the village where the school dey, him com see one man wey dey sharpen him cutlass.

so him com ask the man ''abeg, i dey come from far place and i no know this area, i want make u direct me go idowu community secondary school''.

the man wey dey sharpen cutlass com tell am say ''bros, if u go front, u go see two roads, follow anyone wey u like''

na him the novice com dey go now, him see the two roads, but him com confuse; so him come go back to the man,

him com say ''bros abeg i no dey familiar with this village, i see the two roads but i no know which one to follow, kindly show me the

road to the school''

the man com say ''ooooo, i no dey like make person dey disturb me, i don tell u say if u go front, u go see two roads, follow anyone u like o''

the novice still go, him see the two roads, but him no know the one wey him go follow.

him still go meet the man say ''bros, abeg ..............................................''

na him the man come vex use him cutlass pursue the novice, the novice com pick race, him com follow one of the roads.

na him the man come say ''huh, who come show u the road wey u go follow''



heheheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeee

running 4 his dear life

 Grin Grin

Posted: at 29-11-2010 04:43 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- omotoyosolabisi at 29-11-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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i tire oooo

running for  dear  laugh
Posted: at 29-11-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 29-11-2010 04:55 PM (14 years ago)
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jogging for my dear laugh
Posted: at 29-11-2010 04:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 29-11-2010 05:00 PM (14 years ago)
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guy basket mouth don teach abi?
Posted: at 29-11-2010 05:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 29-11-2010 05:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 29-11-2010 04:54 PM
i tire oooo

running for  dear  laugh
yeye
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-11-2010 05:07 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-11-2010 05:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: solid_solid on 29-11-2010 05:00 PM
guy basket mouth don teach abi?
no be basket mouth
hehehehheheheheheeeee
Posted: at 29-11-2010 05:09 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 29-11-2010 05:11 PM (14 years ago)
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to post joke don dey shark you now...
Posted: at 29-11-2010 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-11-2010 05:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 29-11-2010 05:11 PM
to post joke don dey shark you now...
yesoooo
as people don dey complain too much say i no dey post joke
i com say make i post small, after i go relax again
 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 29-11-2010 05:19 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 29-11-2010 05:49 PM (14 years ago)
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@joke:hahahahahahaha.
@skypon,guy u don dey try abeg kip it up so dat dis forum go be d best 4 dis site.
Posted: at 29-11-2010 05:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 29-11-2010 05:53 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehehehe .. passing
Posted: at 29-11-2010 05:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 29-11-2010 05:57 PM (14 years ago)
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ds joke dey too predictable like 9ja movies.... u try small but u look like d novice
Posted: at 29-11-2010 05:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 29-11-2010 06:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 29-11-2010 05:49 PM
@joke:hahahahahahaha.
@skypon,guy u don dey try abeg kip it up so dat dis forum go be d best 4 dis site.
u can say that again
i will do my best
na this forum mottto be dat '' i will do my best''
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-11-2010 06:04 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-11-2010 06:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 4kasibe247 on 29-11-2010 05:57 PM
ds joke dey too predictable like 9ja movies.... u try small but u look like d novice
ok no wahala,
but u laff shaa
na him be the most important thing
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-11-2010 06:05 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sizzlingsofi at 29-11-2010 06:19 PM (14 years ago)
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What's this Huh?Huh??? ........................ TOTALLY RUBBISH
Posted: at 29-11-2010 06:19 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 4kasibe247 at 29-11-2010 06:23 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 29-11-2010 06:05 PM
Quote from: 4kasibe247 on 29-11-2010 05:57 PM
ds joke dey too predictable like 9ja movies.... u try small but u look like d novice
ok no wahala,
but u laff shaa
na him be the most important thing
 Grin Grin Grin
I still dey laugh Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-11-2010 06:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 29-11-2010 06:32 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
skypon...pls tell me what to say or what to do
 Should I stay or should I go?...should i laugh or should i cry?

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 29-11-2010 06:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 29-11-2010 06:37 PM (14 years ago)
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go jump for inside RIver or go kiss transformer
Posted: at 29-11-2010 06:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sizzlingsofi at 29-11-2010 06:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 29-11-2010 06:37 PM
go jump for inside RIver or go kiss transformer

LOL ................. HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Posted: at 29-11-2010 06:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 29-11-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 29-11-2010 06:37 PM
go jump for inside RIver or go kiss transformer

good advice......the get different type of witch....night witch or afternoon witch Grin Grin

which one u be?Huh?Huh? Grin
Posted: at 29-11-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 29-11-2010 07:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sizzlingsofi on 29-11-2010 06:39 PM
Quote from: florish4love on 29-11-2010 06:37 PM
go jump for inside RIver or go kiss transformer

LOL ................. HAHAHAHAHAHHA

too much hahahah leads  to  (1) madness
                                          (2) kolo ....    etc
Posted: at 29-11-2010 07:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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