here let me hold ur monkey 4 u

Date: 01-12-2010 2:32 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Yetty Ness
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- at 1-12-2010 02:32 PM (14 years ago)
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A woman had her baby tied to her back and was about to board the bus. she paid her fare and when she was just about to climb the bus the driver of the bus passed on a comment saying what an ugly baby she had. The woman didn't say anything but boarded the bus anyways. she went to sit at the last seat and there was a gentlemen also sitting there. The gentleman noticed the woman was fraustrated so he introduced himslf as being a pastor and what not. later on he asked the woman what was bothering her and the woman told him that when she was boarding the bus,the driver made a comment to her, so the pastor replied and said that its really not good to hold things down without addressing the issue so she should go to the driver and tell him her piece of mind. so the lady agreed and when she stood up the pastor said here let me hold ur monkey for you.

Posted: at 1-12-2010 02:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Tundea1 at 1-12-2010 02:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: yettyness on  1-12-2010 02:32 PM
A woman had her baby tied to her back and was about to board the bus. she paid her fare and when she was just about to climb the bus the driver of the bus passed on a comment saying what an ugly baby she had. The woman didn't say anything but boarded the bus anyways. she went to sit at the last seat and there was a gentlemen also sitting there. The gentleman noticed the woman was fraustrated so he introduced himslf as being a pastor and what not. later on he asked the woman what was bothering her and the woman told him that when she was boarding the bus,the driver made a comment to her, so the pastor replied and said that its really not good to hold things down without addressing the issue so she should go to the driver and tell him her piece of mind. so the lady agreed and when she stood up the pastor said here let me hold ur monkey for you.

Is this a joke or what?
Posted: at 1-12-2010 02:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- aliaaz at 1-12-2010 02:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Lol, i jst tire ohh

Posted: at 1-12-2010 02:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Tundea1 at 1-12-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago)
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If i'ts not, am ashamed. A pastor who under normal circumstances should preache the word of God would say such a thing? It is ridiculous
Posted: at 1-12-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lanudja at 1-12-2010 03:45 PM (14 years ago)
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I think she is saying a joke bt thru d wrong forum.
Posted: at 1-12-2010 03:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Teeteeylaryor at 1-12-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Is this a joke or what?
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 1-12-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 1-12-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago)
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flying
Posted: at 1-12-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samitex4usa2004 at 2-12-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago)
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it was not a pastor but a fellow lady who
lost her tongue by saying thus" go an confront him i'l take care of your monkey 4 u"
LOL
Posted: at 2-12-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Lekan22 at 2-12-2010 02:27 PM (14 years ago)
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A joke here?
Posted: at 2-12-2010 02:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- santozz at 2-12-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Na wuna sabi ohh!!
Posted: at 2-12-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- SNYPER at 2-12-2010 05:02 PM (14 years ago)
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ha ha ha!
Posted: at 2-12-2010 05:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 2-12-2010 05:23 PM (14 years ago)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH
Posted: at 2-12-2010 05:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 2-12-2010 05:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: solid_solid on  2-12-2010 05:23 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH

bia solid.. u don kolo?Huh?Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 2-12-2010 05:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 2-12-2010 05:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Na wa oooo

Na Beautigul Nonesense we dey read these days for this forum sef
Posted: at 2-12-2010 05:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 2-12-2010 05:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on  2-12-2010 05:33 PM
Quote from: solid_solid on  2-12-2010 05:23 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH

bia solid.. u don kolo?Huh?Huh? Huh?



ABI NA WETIN? ..... MAKE I NO LAUGH AGAIN?
Posted: at 2-12-2010 05:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 2-12-2010 05:37 PM (14 years ago)
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running
Posted: at 2-12-2010 05:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 2-12-2010 05:39 PM (14 years ago)
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the laugh too much naaaaaaaaaa Grin

Posted: at 2-12-2010 05:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 2-12-2010 05:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  2-12-2010 05:37 PM
running

always on the run Wink

Posted: at 2-12-2010 05:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 2-12-2010 05:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on  2-12-2010 05:42 PM
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  2-12-2010 05:37 PM
running

always on the run Wink



yez now, abi dis one na joke wey i fit wait n read Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 2-12-2010 05:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 2-12-2010 06:51 PM (14 years ago)
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no be joke na film Grin Grin

Posted: at 2-12-2010 06:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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