Let Me Do It!

Date: 03-12-2010 2:49 am (13 years ago) | Author: Yetty Ness
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- at 3-12-2010 02:49 AM (13 years ago)
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An old woman in a nursing home is sitting by the window and she slowly starts to lean to her left.
A nurse runs over to her and helps her to sit back straight.
A few minutes later, the old woman starts to lean to the right so once again the nurse runs over to her to help her sit back up.
Well shortly after, the old woman's son comes to the nursing home to visit her and ask "so how are the nurses treating ya?" the
old woman replies " they're nice but wont let me fart"

Posted: at 3-12-2010 02:49 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- 4kasibe247 at 3-12-2010 02:51 AM (13 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 3-12-2010 02:51 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 3-12-2010 07:18 AM (13 years ago)
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hehehe they should allow florish to fart now.

Yetty u joke 2 dey sweet.
Posted: at 3-12-2010 07:18 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jtcrest at 3-12-2010 11:04 AM (13 years ago)
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eyaa
Posted: at 3-12-2010 11:04 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-12-2010 01:24 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehehehehehehe.....funi
Posted: at 3-12-2010 01:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 3-12-2010 02:10 PM (13 years ago)
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this is the importance of fart!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 3-12-2010 02:10 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- utarigwe at 3-12-2010 03:52 PM (13 years ago)
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mshhh! (hiss)
Posted: at 3-12-2010 03:52 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 3-12-2010 03:54 PM (13 years ago)
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dis joke wan make me fart ooo Grin
Posted: at 3-12-2010 03:54 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- florish4love at 3-12-2010 03:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Make i run

i no like to dey smell mess
Posted: at 3-12-2010 03:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 3-12-2010 03:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  3-12-2010 07:18 AM
hehehe they should allow florish to fart now.

Yetty u joke 2 dey sweet.
Terry take ya time ooo
Posted: at 3-12-2010 03:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 3-12-2010 04:00 PM (13 years ago)
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no disgcharge here ooo b4 u run
Posted: at 3-12-2010 04:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 3-12-2010 04:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Dem say na when florish dey angry dhe dey flush everywhere with fart



Abeg ooo
Posted: at 3-12-2010 04:02 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Selu at 3-12-2010 04:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Kuul
Posted: at 3-12-2010 04:06 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 4-12-2010 08:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  3-12-2010 04:02 PM
Dem say na when florish dey angry dhe dey flush everywhere with fart



Abeg ooo
na true u talk.
Posted: at 4-12-2010 08:47 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 4-12-2010 10:51 AM (13 years ago)
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ok, passing
Posted: at 4-12-2010 10:51 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 4-12-2010 10:55 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 4-12-2010 10:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 4-12-2010 01:29 PM (13 years ago)
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helep us beg florish make she no give us virus with her atomic fart oooh! Grin
Posted: at 4-12-2010 01:29 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moztayor at 4-12-2010 10:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Highly kukuyeke 80%
Posted: at 4-12-2010 10:45 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Riverniger1 at 4-12-2010 11:15 PM (13 years ago)
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was i here?
Posted: at 4-12-2010 11:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sixtyhoneyy at 5-12-2010 01:43 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmm nice one Cool
Posted: at 5-12-2010 01:43 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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