He Said She Said

He said...Want a quickie?
She said...As opposed to what?

He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

He said...Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

He said...This coffee isn't fit for a pig!
She said...No problem, I'll get you some that is.

She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said...It's not my fault. I ran out of money.

He said...Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

He said...If you only could learn to make me a proper meal, then we could manage without the cook. And if you cleaned the house, we could fire the maid as well.
She said...Darling, if you only could learn to satisfy me properly we could do without the gardener as well.

He said...You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said...No, have you?

He said...Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

He said...Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.

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Posted: at 2-11-2008 11:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Oziba and Opaeyin no dey there

Posted: at 2-11-2008 07:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

me I SAID :'( :'(

Posted: at 3-11-2008 11:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

dat na big word oh

Posted: at 5-11-2008 03:17 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Wat's ur bizness if i laugh at pples joke??? Mind u, i laff at wat pleases me. Well if u are a dummy then u can cry wen u are suppose to laff...

Posted: at 5-11-2008 11:34 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I hear u bros...

Posted: at 5-11-2008 02:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

He said: Wats ur name???
she said: Wats d Game???

He said: i dunno!
She said: take me home.

He said: oops dats nice!
She said: Hope u know d price???

Posted: at 5-11-2008 05:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Na little ryhmes ooh... But c d pidgin version or remix:

He talk say: o girl wetin be ur name???
Na him she talk sey: Bros bone dat one, na 2day we dey play d game???

the man kon say:  eeehn i no know ooh!!!
she kon say:  now wen u don know i fit follow u home???

Na him d man happy well well kon say: u dis girl i no know sey u nice!!!
The girl kon look am say:   Bros hope sey u know d price bcos e don dear like rice???

Posted: at 5-11-2008 06:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lmao...keep doing ya thing

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Posted: at 5-11-2008 06:28 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

Nice rhyme Orezo, the pidgin version rocks!!! hehehe!

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Posted: at 6-11-2008 08:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac