![-]( "olumbareal") olumbareal at 6-12-2010 05:22 PM (14 years ago)  (m) A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Nice one my belle dey pain me ooooooooo, i no fit laugh again. | Posted: at 6-12-2010 05:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "sophiebaby") sophiebaby at 6-12-2010 05:23 PM (14 years ago) (f) la lolo
maybe we go gv mallorca the contract to supply
no b small thing oo, the guy just make Mgbeke dey hungry me now to smell... I just dey curious to know more, Maybe they get nice aroma.. where can one find Mgbeke .. biko nu !!   go ask ppl wey no where dem dey stay.. me i no be mgbeke a trial will convine you...shebi u go show for xmass then come Port Harcourt make we rock togeda Im berry berry excited and too curious already.. if this will happen, I will be smelling the Mgbeke all the time, Location Location abeg, I dey enter despite na short time i get to spend but i will Love to come to Ph to taste and smell Mgbeke. , Lack of Mgbeke is over here bro, No mgbeke na only Ugonma, Adanma full here. Ugo mma,Ada mma,Ada eze,Ada Obi and sophiebaby dem....i don see dem tire..my guy we need a change no be me u see u hear?
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* | Posted: at 6-12-2010 05:23 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "mallorca") mallorca at 6-12-2010 05:25 PM (14 years ago) (m) la lolo
maybe we go gv mallorca the contract to supply
no b small thing oo, the guy just make Mgbeke dey hungry me now to smell... I just dey curious to know more, Maybe they get nice aroma.. where can one find Mgbeke .. biko nu !! go ask ppl wey no where dem dey stay.. me i no be mgbeke a trial will convine you...shebi u go show for xmass then come Port Harcourt make we rock togeda sure naaaaaaaaaa na d mgbeke u wan bring come to ph? dem full 4 Elelenwo ur area.... ejike take ya tym o nobi u start am? 
HOPE IS MY ROAD,VICTORY IS MY DESTINY | Posted: at 6-12-2010 05:25 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "sophiebaby") sophiebaby at 6-12-2010 05:27 PM (14 years ago) (f) la lolo
maybe we go gv mallorca the contract to supply
no b small thing oo, the guy just make Mgbeke dey hungry me now to smell... I just dey curious to know more, Maybe they get nice aroma.. where can one find Mgbeke .. biko nu !! go ask ppl wey no where dem dey stay.. me i no be mgbeke a trial will convine you...shebi u go show for xmass then come Port Harcourt make we rock togeda sure naaaaaaaaaa na d mgbeke u wan bring come to ph? dem full 4 Elelenwo ur area.... ejike take ya tym o nobi u start am? if me i start my own now.. shebi u no say u no go come online for one week
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* | Posted: at 6-12-2010 05:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "mallorca") mallorca at 6-12-2010 05:35 PM (14 years ago) (m) Sofeybebi,me no go come online? maybe if am dead.....go ahead and start d generator...
HOPE IS MY ROAD,VICTORY IS MY DESTINY | Posted: at 6-12-2010 05:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "dirtykid") dirtykid at 6-12-2010 05:41 PM (14 years ago) (m) la lolo
maybe we go gv mallorca the contract to supply
no b small thing oo, the guy just make Mgbeke dey hungry me now to smell... I just dey curious to know more, Maybe they get nice aroma.. where can one find Mgbeke .. biko nu !! go ask ppl wey no where dem dey stay.. me i no be mgbeke a trial will convine you...shebi u go show for xmass then come Port Harcourt make we rock togeda Im berry berry excited and too curious already.. if this will happen, I will be smelling the Mgbeke all the time, Location Location abeg, I dey enter despite na short time i get to spend but i will Love to come to Ph to taste and smell Mgbeke. , Lack of Mgbeke is over here bro, No mgbeke na only Ugonma, Adanma full here. Ugo mma,Ada mma,Ada eze,Ada Obi and sophiebaby dem....i don see dem tire..my guy we need a change Hahahahaa . But make i ask... If the Mgbekes get all this nice scent aroma, how is the punani area smelling ? abi na d same aroma ?
DirtyKid is a Happy Kid !!.....FATHER !! I've cast my bread on the waters long time ago. Now it's time 4u to return it, well buttered !! | Posted: at 6-12-2010 05:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "sophiebaby") sophiebaby at 6-12-2010 05:42 PM (14 years ago) (f) la lolo mallorca..answer
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* | Posted: at 6-12-2010 05:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Michro") Michro at 6-12-2010 05:47 PM (14 years ago) (m) michro..wetin wa?
I no know
I am as gentle as a dove and as wise as a serpent | Posted: at 6-12-2010 05:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "sophiebaby") sophiebaby at 6-12-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago) (f) ok
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* | Posted: at 6-12-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Michro") Michro at 6-12-2010 05:50 PM (14 years ago) (m) ok
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I am as gentle as a dove and as wise as a serpent | Posted: at 6-12-2010 05:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "mallorca") mallorca at 6-12-2010 05:58 PM (14 years ago) (m) la lolo
mallorca..answer
Sophey... answer too
HOPE IS MY ROAD,VICTORY IS MY DESTINY | Posted: at 6-12-2010 05:58 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "2YOUNG") 2YOUNG at 7-12-2010 09:25 AM (14 years ago) (m) Oya guys
we dey here.....I no go accept that oo.....for waiting but if na fine Girl like poster i beg i go take am | Posted: at 7-12-2010 09:25 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "sophiebaby") sophiebaby at 7-12-2010 09:31 AM (14 years ago) (f) la lolo
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* | Posted: at 7-12-2010 09:31 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Treasure2") Treasure2 at 7-12-2010 09:46 AM (14 years ago) (f) lollllllllll | Posted: at 7-12-2010 09:46 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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In those days, parents choose brides for their sons
the reason was that the bride was coming to be part of the clan
and a member of the family. so she needed to be well tutored in the ways and customs of the people
and this parents understood better.
Now the question is:
Guys: Despite the fact that we are no-longer following
the foot steps of what our people/parents practiced in the olden days,
WOULD U PREFER A RECOMMENDED BRIDE FROM UR PARENTS OR ALLOW THEM CHOOSE UR BRIDE?
At the end of the day, you are the one who is wearing the shoes and you know exactly where it hurts. I mean, my parents are not going to be the one sleeping and waking up next to this person, their own is just to choose the person. I rather choose for myself and if anything goes wrong i will blame it on myself. | Posted: at 7-12-2010 09:50 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Treasure2") Treasure2 at 7-12-2010 09:52 AM (14 years ago) (f) Abi. | Posted: at 7-12-2010 09:52 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "sophiebaby") sophiebaby at 7-12-2010 09:56 AM (14 years ago) (f) ok
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* | Posted: at 7-12-2010 09:56 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 7-12-2010 11:30 AM (14 years ago) (f) A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeee !!!
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 7-12-2010 11:30 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 7-12-2010 11:33 AM (14 years ago) (f) la lolo
maybe we go gv mallorca the contract to supply
no b small thing oo, the guy just make Mgbeke dey hungry me now to smell... I just dey curious to know more, Maybe they get nice aroma.. where can one find Mgbeke .. biko nu !! go u village
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 7-12-2010 11:33 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 7-12-2010 11:36 AM (14 years ago) (f) la lolo
maybe we go gv mallorca the contract to supply
no b small thing oo, the guy just make Mgbeke dey hungry me now to smell... I just dey curious to know more, Maybe they get nice aroma.. where can one find Mgbeke .. biko nu !! go ask ppl wey no where dem dey stay.. me i no be mgbeke a trial will convine you...shebi u go show for xmass then come Port Harcourt make we rock togeda Im berry berry excited and too curious already.. if this will happen, I will be smelling the Mgbeke all the time, Location Location abeg, I dey enter despite na short time i get to spend but i will Love to come to Ph to taste and smell Mgbeke. , Lack of Mgbeke is over here bro, No mgbeke na only Ugonma, Adanma full here. Ugo mma,Ada mma,Ada eze,Ada Obi and sophiebaby dem....i don see dem tire..my guy we need a change I am beggining to like ur perspective
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 7-12-2010 11:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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