ME AND MY YAHOO BOYFRIEND(WINK)

Date: 06-12-2010 7:59 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Miss Petite Nigeria
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- at 6-12-2010 07:59 PM (13 years ago)
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lol,,
  Ok, since i returned the Bora, i had to enter a bus today to go home(hmmnn).As i enter, one guy no fit close him mouth.Guess he was flabbergasted by my beauty(wink)anyway, the guy suddenly started making a phone call

Boy: Hello, no no...that maga don pay..yes just 10k dollars and i dey find girl wey i go spend am on top..yes, no no..the 100 k dollars na next week i go cash am....NO..I NO CARRY MY Infiniti jeep..u know say i don tire for drive.I wan know wetin e feel like to enter molue....and so the conversation went..

Then all of a sudden, a man seated at the front ordered the driver to stop..The driver stopped and the hefty man came to the back and pulled the guy out of the bus.Everyone was surprised.come see beating..


MAN:the Maga don pay abi?You go talk am for police station.I am an officer of the law and i was duped last week by yahoo boys like u.God has caught u today.

See cry wey this boy dey cry.

Boy:im sorry sir..i no be yahoo boy oh..na because of this girl wey put me for trouble.I like the girl...i dey form the call oh..

Police man(still blowing him) You go talk dt one for station...u go produce that 100 k dollars wey mag don pay..(dragging him away)
The boy started shouting at me to help him.

boy:help me sista..na because of u wey i enter this wahala.i look like person wey get infiniti jeep?

I just stood staring as the policeman dragged him away.Then all the people in the bus started looking at me with disdain.Some said i should have begged the police man on the boy's behalf..some said i be mami water..some said stuff...
NA MY FAULT SAY THE BOY LIE? NA MY FAULT SAY I BE F*** GIRL? Did i do wrong? abeg tell me..

Posted: at 6-12-2010 07:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- onyin at 6-12-2010 08:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Is this one of your books?.like the story you said you write?.well ,passing by.
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- emepretty at 6-12-2010 08:03 PM (13 years ago)
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its for real..no be lie at all
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:03 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ILOVEIT at 6-12-2010 08:03 PM (13 years ago)
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hhehehehehe cheii wahala dey.
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 6-12-2010 08:04 PM (13 years ago)
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.............
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:04 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mydicksweet at 6-12-2010 08:05 PM (13 years ago)
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U dis gurl again,u don come u don come
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- onyin at 6-12-2010 08:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mydicksweet on  6-12-2010 08:05 PM
U dis gurl again,u don come u don come
lol.
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Michro at 6-12-2010 08:06 PM (13 years ago)
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@ poster u sure say u really fine?
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emepretty at 6-12-2010 08:07 PM (13 years ago)
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lol..u no see my pic?
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:07 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyin at 6-12-2010 08:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Michro on  6-12-2010 08:06 PM
@ poster u sure say u really fine?
lol.
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ILOVEIT at 6-12-2010 08:08 PM (13 years ago)
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but na your fault na@eme
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mydicksweet at 6-12-2010 08:09 PM (13 years ago)
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@Onyin u dey laugh?na dis gurl i wan marry b4 na bcz she phyuked up big time thats why i still dey single Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mallorca at 6-12-2010 08:10 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahaha oh my ribs!  
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:10 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyin at 6-12-2010 08:11 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mydicksweet on  6-12-2010 08:09 PM
@Onyin u dey laugh?na dis gurl i wan marry b4 na bcz she fcuked up big time thats why i still dey single Grin Grin Grin Grin
lol.ewo  Cheesy .
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:11 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Michro at 6-12-2010 08:12 PM (13 years ago)
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@ poster I can see u are a real narrator.
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mydicksweet at 6-12-2010 08:12 PM (13 years ago)
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She wiked abi Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- emepretty at 6-12-2010 08:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mydicksweet on  6-12-2010 08:09 PM
@Onyin u dey laugh?na dis gurl i wan marry b4 na bcz she fcuked up big time thats why i still dey single Grin Grin Grin Grin

lol..u be wan marry me, wey u dey drink beer pass fish wey dey drink water? Kiss
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Michro at 6-12-2010 08:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emepretty on  6-12-2010 08:13 PM
Quote from: mydicksweet on  6-12-2010 08:09 PM
@Onyin u dey laugh?na dis gurl i wan marry b4 na bcz she fcuked up big time thats why i still dey single Grin Grin Grin Grin

lol..u be wan marry me, wey u dey drink beer pass fish wey dey drink water? Kiss
Hahhahahahah
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emepretty at 6-12-2010 08:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ILOVEIT on  6-12-2010 08:08 PM
but na your fault na@eme

How na..say i fine or say teh boy na fool?
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:15 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emepretty at 6-12-2010 08:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Michro on  6-12-2010 08:15 PM
Quote from: emepretty on  6-12-2010 08:13 PM
Quote from: mydicksweet on  6-12-2010 08:09 PM
@Onyin u dey laugh?na dis gurl i wan marry b4 na bcz she fcuked up big time thats why i still dey single Grin Grin Grin Grin

lol..u be wan marry me, wey u dey drink beer pass fish wey dey drink water? Kiss
Hahhahahahah

hahahahaha..make i follow u laugh
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:16 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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