HUSBAND & WIFE

Date: 07-12-2010 1:00 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Maggie Thomas
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- at 7-12-2010 01:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Husband: Hi dear. I’m logged in
Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
Husband: Bad command or file name
wife: But I told you in the morning ?
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel?
Wife: What about my new TV ?
Husband: Variable not found
Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping
Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you
Husband: Data type mismatch
Wife: You are useless
Husband: By default
Wife: What about your salary ?
Husband: File in use. Try after some time
Wife: Who was in the car this morning ?
Husband: System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot
Wife: Are you going to have some snacks ?
Husband: File system full
Wife: What is the relation between you and your receptionist ?
Husband: only user with WRITE permission
Wife: What is my value in this family ?
Husband: Unknown virus
Wife: Do you love me or your computer or you’re being just funny ?
Husband: Too many parameters!
Wife: I will go to my dad’s house.
Husband: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be terminated
Wife: I’ll leave you forever
Husband: Close all programs and logout and then login as another user
Wife: It’s worthless talking to you
Husband: Shutdown the computer
Wife: I’m going
Husband: It’s now safe to turn off your computer


Posted: at 7-12-2010 01:00 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- bodeniyi at 7-12-2010 01:03 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe... Now safe to give the poster some igbaju,,,, funny sha
Posted: at 7-12-2010 01:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-12-2010 01:05 PM (13 years ago)
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okay... computer joke..
Posted: at 7-12-2010 01:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kloozx at 7-12-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago)
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if i have not come across computa language i would say yhis is quite impressive
Posted: at 7-12-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 7-12-2010 01:50 PM (13 years ago)
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u tried anyway

i even want to turn off my system
 Grin
Posted: at 7-12-2010 01:50 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- florish4love at 7-12-2010 02:09 PM (13 years ago)
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user busy
Posted: at 7-12-2010 02:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blazingdiamond at 7-12-2010 02:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  7-12-2010 01:50 PM
u tried anyway

i even want to turn off my system
 Grin

me 2
Posted: at 7-12-2010 02:18 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- opeks at 7-12-2010 02:23 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin you tried
Posted: at 7-12-2010 02:23 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- omotoyosolabisi at 7-12-2010 03:43 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
access denied
Posted: at 7-12-2010 03:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SNYPER at 7-12-2010 03:54 PM (13 years ago)
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@poster why im no insert flash disk to download anyt**? Grin Shocked Smiley
Posted: at 7-12-2010 03:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 7-12-2010 05:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blazingdiamond on  7-12-2010 02:18 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  7-12-2010 01:50 PM
u tried anyway

i even want to turn off my system
 Grin

me 2
u don already shut down?
 Wink
Posted: at 7-12-2010 05:06 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 7-12-2010 05:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: SNYPER on  7-12-2010 03:54 PM
@poster why im no insert flash disk to download anyt**? Grin Shocked Smiley
bros, wetin u dey speak?
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-12-2010 05:07 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- SNYPER at 7-12-2010 05:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  7-12-2010 05:07 PM
Quote from: SNYPER on  7-12-2010 03:54 PM
@poster why im no insert flash disk to download anyt**? Grin Shocked Smiley
bros, wetin u dey speak?
 Grin Grin

d husband suppose use flash to download somtin abi u no undstand comp. lang.?
Posted: at 7-12-2010 05:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 8-12-2010 12:36 AM (13 years ago)
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unknown virus
Posted: at 8-12-2010 12:36 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 8-12-2010 12:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: SNYPER on  7-12-2010 05:42 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  7-12-2010 05:07 PM
Quote from: SNYPER on  7-12-2010 03:54 PM
@poster why im no insert flash disk to download anyt**? Grin Shocked Smiley
bros, wetin u dey speak?
 Grin Grin

d husband suppose use flash to download somtin abi u no undstand comp. lang.?
ok
u been no talk am well
but i don understand now
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2010 12:45 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- felixomosexy at 8-12-2010 12:59 PM (13 years ago)
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desktop busy
Posted: at 8-12-2010 12:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sixtyhoneyy at 8-12-2010 01:21 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Tongue Tongue Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 8-12-2010 01:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Essyangel at 8-12-2010 01:34 PM (13 years ago)
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operation failed
Posted: at 8-12-2010 01:34 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 8-12-2010 01:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: felixomosexy on  8-12-2010 12:59 PM
desktop busy
huh
i never say desktop dey busy b4 ooooo
 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 8-12-2010 01:37 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- abulrazaq at 8-12-2010 01:44 PM (13 years ago)
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dat was awesome sha?
Posted: at 8-12-2010 01:44 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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