Condom vs Pads (Page 3)

Date: 03-11-2008 6:24 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Ejemai Stephen
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- cyndi3 at 19-01-2010 10:58 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: methodman on  6-11-2008 11:11 PM
so who's the real owner of the "caban"?,I think the pad is a mere monthly visitor.
hm.. while the condom is the landlord eh Huh? Lips Sealed
Posted: at 19-01-2010 10:58 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-01-2010 12:20 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  3-11-2008 06:24 PM
After some few years of living as neighbours, condom walks down to the door of sanitary pad. He knocks and this ensued between them.

CONDOM: U sanitary pads always disturbs my business for some couple of days in every month...

Sanitary pad laughs and reply.

PAD:      See who is talking, any mistake made by u will put me out of business for nine good months.


Nah who dey dig old jokes na?
Posted: at 19-01-2010 12:20 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 19-01-2010 12:24 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 19-01-2010 12:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zolazola at 19-01-2010 01:51 PM (14 years ago)
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who dey there?
Posted: at 19-01-2010 01:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 20-01-2010 12:47 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 19-01-2010 12:20 PM
Quote from: orezo on  3-11-2008 06:24 PM
After some few years of living as neighbours, condom walks down to the door of sanitary pad. He knocks and this ensued between them.

CONDOM: U sanitary pads always disturbs my business for some couple of days in every month...

Sanitary pad laughs and reply.

PAD:      See who is talking, any mistake made by u will put me out of business for nine good months.


Nah who dey dig old jokes na?
i tire dem never even born me self
Posted: at 20-01-2010 12:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Annizzle at 20-01-2010 12:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  3-11-2008 06:24 PM
After some few years of living as neighbours, condom walks down to the door of sanitary pad. He knocks and this ensued between them.

CONDOM: U sanitary pads always disturbs my business for some couple of days in every month...

Sanitary pad laughs and reply.

PAD:      See who is talking, any mistake made by u will put me out of business for nine good months.

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-01-2010 12:51 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 22-01-2010 08:59 AM (14 years ago)
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joke of my day
Posted: at 22-01-2010 08:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 22-01-2010 09:03 AM (14 years ago)
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una welldone ooo...
Posted: at 22-01-2010 09:03 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- julietafrica at 22-01-2010 03:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: corah2 on  5-11-2008 02:02 PM
oopss!!!!!!!!

sorry, jst passing by

guess its nt a spot 4 ladylike to comment
ciao


ciao too
Posted: at 22-01-2010 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 22-01-2010 04:06 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmm. wat a man can do, woman can do better.....lol
Posted: at 22-01-2010 04:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 24-01-2010 05:56 AM (14 years ago)
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nice joke
Posted: at 24-01-2010 05:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 24-01-2010 08:21 PM (14 years ago)
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that one na bad market
Posted: at 24-01-2010 08:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 24-01-2010 08:30 PM (14 years ago)
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funny though
Posted: at 24-01-2010 08:30 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DVgal at 24-01-2010 09:42 PM (14 years ago)
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wahala dey if pad n condom don dey talk, na im bi se man n woman go suffer. lol
Posted: at 24-01-2010 09:42 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- favourtee at 2-02-2010 11:38 AM (14 years ago)
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@ poster..ehehehh! zip up
Posted: at 2-02-2010 11:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 2-02-2010 11:44 AM (14 years ago)
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hahaha
Posted: at 2-02-2010 11:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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