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![-]( "florish4love") florish4love at 9-12-2010 10:16 AM (14 years ago)  (f) A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument..
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
| Posted: at 9-12-2010 10:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 9-12-2010 11:36 AM (14 years ago) (m) florish e bi like skypon mess 4 ur kidney abi?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 9-12-2010 11:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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U dey craze oooooooooooooooooooo | Posted: at 9-12-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
________________ _____________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument..
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
florish which kind love text be this na? | Posted: at 9-12-2010 12:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 9-12-2010 12:39 PM (14 years ago) (m) U dey craze oooooooooooooooooooo
hahahahahahaha hahahahaha. Abi i lie?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 9-12-2010 12:39 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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so u know say u dey craze ...... | Posted: at 9-12-2010 12:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "baby14life") baby14life at 9-12-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago) (f) still reading | Posted: at 9-12-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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so u know say u dey craze ......
no mind the guy na the reason i we don divorce yesterday | Posted: at 9-12-2010 01:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
________________ _____________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument..
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
florish which kind love text be this na? i don dey watch say u neva get any iyawo for this forum and i being wan make u get the logic wey make terry and the rest get their own nah abi8 she you be father ni   me self i fit marry u now wey me and terry don divorce cos i be Oloko pupo oooo | Posted: at 9-12-2010 01:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "do4sure") do4sure at 9-12-2010 01:42 PM (14 years ago) (m) THE QUICKEST WAY TO DIE IS ALLOW YOUR WIFE TO KNOW THAT YOUR WILL FAVOURED HER. | Posted: at 9-12-2010 01:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
________________ _____________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument..
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
florish which kind love text be this na? i don dey watch say u neva get any iyawo for this forum and i being wan make u get the logic wey make terry and the rest get their own nah abi8 she you be father ni me self i fit marry u now wey me and terry don divorce cos i be Oloko pupo oooo u lie so ...... no do make my bonmisluv catch u as u dey toast me ... | Posted: at 9-12-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
________________ _____________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument..
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
florish which kind love text be this na? i don dey watch say u neva get any iyawo for this forum and i being wan make u get the logic wey make terry and the rest get their own nah abi8 she you be father ni me self i fit marry u now wey me and terry don divorce cos i be Oloko pupo oooo u lie so ...... no do make my bonmisluv catch u as u dey toast me ... People wey get mouth pass am for dis forum i don snatch their husband so ur own no be 1st one nah nothing do u sef make i see her 1st and i know say she no sabi fight | Posted: at 9-12-2010 02:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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make una see me see wahala ooo .... so u dey tell me for my face say u go snatch me from my wife? .... if na joke stop am oooo | Posted: at 9-12-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Na Serious matter oooooo And ur wife no go fit do anything even if the two of una pass ya boundary i go kidnap ya wife | Posted: at 9-12-2010 02:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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terry warn this ur iyawo ..... agam eji iwe pia ya aka na ala | Posted: at 9-12-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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terry dey wash my pant he dey come | Posted: at 9-12-2010 02:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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