"How I Wish I Was A Cow" - Erigga Laments

Date: 22-03-2022 7:44 am (3 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
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Popular Nigerian Rapper, Erigga, yesterday shocked his loyal fans after he revealed his utmost wish to become a Cow.

Due to the rising cost of maintainance as a human being, and the never-ending bills of an adult life.



The rapper seemingly flirted with the idea that it would have been better to exist on this earth as a cow.

He wrote ;

I wish I was a cow. Just eating grass in a field. No rent, No sub, no job, no stresss, just moo.

Posted: at 22-03-2022 07:44 AM (3 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- Paulevery at 22-03-2022 08:02 AM (3 years ago)
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This guy have started ooo!!
Anyway
You already have Horn's
You are already a human cow!!
Posted: at 22-03-2022 08:02 AM (3 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kormeijama at 22-03-2022 09:48 AM (3 years ago)
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Just wondering who sis stopping this yuob. I think the tramadol  mixed coke is working well.  Go ahead boy- the  journey is all yours.
Posted: at 22-03-2022 09:48 AM (3 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- constigoldo at 22-03-2022 10:14 AM (3 years ago)
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Only to be killed for food at the end.
Posted: at 22-03-2022 10:14 AM (3 years ago) | Hero
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- bintaiyabo at 22-03-2022 11:10 AM (3 years ago)
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You don't need to be a cow? Life is easy when you make it easy for yourself. You want to compete that's why you are facing too much pressure. You can only wish to be an Hausas  because majority of them leave a simple life.
Posted: at 22-03-2022 11:10 AM (3 years ago) | Newbie
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- Abovebeyound at 22-03-2022 11:49 AM (3 years ago)
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You would have ended up in someone's pot of soup or suya.
Posted: at 22-03-2022 11:49 AM (3 years ago) | Newbie
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- gogoman at 22-03-2022 12:40 PM (3 years ago)
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At least you would be productive as a cow.. .... meat and milk  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2022 12:40 PM (3 years ago) | Grande Master
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- KazirLucidity at 22-03-2022 02:07 PM (3 years ago)
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Be careful what you wish for it might just happen
Ànyways, I reject it for you
Posted: at 22-03-2022 02:07 PM (3 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kacylee at 22-03-2022 04:39 PM (3 years ago)
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then u have been dead long ago..
Posted: at 22-03-2022 04:39 PM (3 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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