The Greatest Lion lol

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion."

Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.

The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant - "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"

Posted: at 28-12-2010 11:04 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Kristi  na wa for u oooooo

hw ur christmas sha
and how my Iyale

I hope say she sleep for ya house for christmas cos na me dey come for new year oooo

Posted: at 28-12-2010 12:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Elephant and Lion... off I switch

Posted: at 28-12-2010 02:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Bode see ur mouth

Posted: at 28-12-2010 05:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i use am to kiss kris he come catch virus and kris tell me say he catch am for bisi mouth

Posted: at 28-12-2010 06:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

florish u no knoow say this has been posted b4?
u try shaa
 

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Posted: at 29-12-2010 02:36 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

one man nod her mouth
 

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Posted: at 29-12-2010 04:49 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

na wetin happen be that oo
 

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Posted: at 29-12-2010 06:47 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

make she use her armpit bear-bear scrub her teeth
 

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Posted: at 29-12-2010 07:01 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

nice wil tel dat stori 2 my smal broz

Posted: at 29-12-2010 07:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac