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A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion."
Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!"
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.
The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant - "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"
Np no get zoo forum.. abeg no vex, u n ur animals r not welcum here.... thank u for understanding! i don see say craze dey worry u for yansh | Posted: at 6-01-2011 06:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 6-01-2011 08:08 PM (14 years ago)  (m) yes ooo i know what she can do florish own don red today 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 6-01-2011 08:08 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 6-01-2011 08:11 PM (14 years ago) (m) aaaaahhh kris, i dey fight for u nah!!! u go fear family planning
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 6-01-2011 08:11 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 6-01-2011 08:14 PM (14 years ago) (m) A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion."
Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!"
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.
The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant - "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"
Np no get zoo forum.. abeg no vex, u n ur animals r not welcum here.... thank u for understanding! i don see say craze dey worry u for yansh hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiooooo u wiked ooo
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 6-01-2011 08:14 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 6-01-2011 08:20 PM (14 years ago) (m) Lion and elephant ko, monkey and gorilla ni
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 6-01-2011 08:20 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 6-01-2011 09:22 PM (14 years ago) (m) cat and rat ko, tom and jerry ni
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 6-01-2011 09:22 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 7-01-2011 04:15 PM (14 years ago) (m) See mouth
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 7-01-2011 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "kaycee22") kaycee22 at 7-01-2011 07:40 PM (14 years ago) (m) cat n rat ko........lizard n reptile ni. | Posted: at 7-01-2011 07:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 8-01-2011 02:59 AM (14 years ago) (m) See mouth
she get plenty mouth 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 8-01-2011 02:59 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 8-01-2011 03:01 AM (14 years ago) (m) cat n rat ko........lizard n reptile ni.
cat and reptile ko rat and lizard ni
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 8-01-2011 03:01 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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skypon nd d rest una no serious ooooooo | Posted: at 9-01-2011 06:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "emmajenic1") emmajenic1 at 9-01-2011 06:19 PM (14 years ago) (m) Monkey and gorilla, florish and skypon kinda blend... | Posted: at 9-01-2011 06:19 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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If terry catch u hen u go slim one time | Posted: at 10-01-2011 09:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 10-01-2011 11:14 AM (14 years ago) (m) hehehe no mind am,him go slim pass naatty if i catch am.
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 10-01-2011 11:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "kaycee22") kaycee22 at 10-01-2011 09:22 PM (14 years ago) (m) skypon nd d rest una no serious ooooooo
[i[/img] see u n terry for 9te club....hehehehehehe | Posted: at 10-01-2011 09:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 10-01-2011 09:33 PM (14 years ago) (m) belle dey pain u 4 eye?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 10-01-2011 09:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "kaycee22") kaycee22 at 10-01-2011 09:36 PM (14 years ago) (m) yes..... so what next? ?? | Posted: at 10-01-2011 09:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 10-01-2011 09:50 PM (14 years ago) (m) ok cold dey catch 4 urine?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 10-01-2011 09:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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