STAY AWAY FROM MUMMY WHEN SHE'S DRUNK

Date: 03-01-2011 12:12 pm (14 years ago) | Author: ABIOLA ADERAYO ADEGBIJI
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- at 3-01-2011 12:12 PM (14 years ago)
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The teacher gave an assignment to her fifth grade class :

Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.

But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?'

''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.

She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?

"Stay away from Mommy when she's drunk."

Posted: at 3-01-2011 12:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- bodeniyi at 3-01-2011 01:38 PM (14 years ago)
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yeah nice
Posted: at 3-01-2011 01:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 3-01-2011 04:26 PM (14 years ago)
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pals, abeg stay away from florish when she wants to post a dangerous joke
 Grin Grin

Posted: at 3-01-2011 04:26 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- elusakin at 3-01-2011 04:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice remix
Posted: at 3-01-2011 04:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 3-01-2011 05:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: elusakin on  3-01-2011 04:41 PM
Nice remix

who post am b4? Huh?

Posted: at 3-01-2011 05:18 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- florish4love at 4-01-2011 09:36 AM (14 years ago)
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no mind the guy na the glass wey dey the eyes dey deceive am
Posted: at 4-01-2011 09:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 4-01-2011 01:56 PM (14 years ago)
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huh
florish them go beat u oooo
my hand no dey oo Grin

Posted: at 4-01-2011 01:56 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 4-01-2011 03:14 PM (14 years ago)
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florish!!!!

Posted: at 4-01-2011 03:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 4-01-2011 03:27 PM (14 years ago)
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terry abeg warn am oooooo
b4 them beat ur sweetrat Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 4-01-2011 03:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 4-01-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  4-01-2011 03:27 PM
terry abeg warn am oooooo
b4 them beat ur sweetrat Grin Grin Grin
my prayer be say make the boi beat am.

Posted: at 4-01-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 4-01-2011 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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aaaaaaahhhhhh
ur sweetrat?
ee no good oh!!!! Grin Grin

Posted: at 4-01-2011 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- florish4love at 4-01-2011 04:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Terry & SKypon
U don forget say i be Ironlady

and i no like am make person dey yab me and if u do
be ready for my advanced yabbing
na the thing wey happen be that
nothing do u
Posted: at 4-01-2011 04:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 4-01-2011 04:52 PM (14 years ago)
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so u dey form Rambo abi?
Dem neva slap u 4 boobs b4 abi?

Posted: at 4-01-2011 04:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 4-01-2011 07:50 PM (14 years ago)
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u self dey ask for permission b4 u u touch my boobs Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2011 07:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 4-01-2011 08:32 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehe but i neva touch am b4
if u dey doubt me,just ask my hands

Posted: at 4-01-2011 08:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 5-01-2011 09:25 AM (14 years ago)
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The Thing wey u still touch dis yesterday

i no like am ooo

u wan dey deny am abi
Posted: at 5-01-2011 09:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- littlebottle at 5-01-2011 10:48 AM (14 years ago)
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it is true in shot run away from mummy when she get drunkoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 5-01-2011 10:48 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- H-BAR at 5-01-2011 02:37 PM (14 years ago)
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I beg make you no try that thing ooooooooo  Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 5-01-2011 02:37 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 5-01-2011 07:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on  4-01-2011 04:48 PM
Terry & SKypon
U don forget say i be Ironlady

and i no like am make person dey yab me and if u do
be ready for my advanced yabbing
na the thing wey happen be that
nothing do u


no dey make noise abeggi
iron lady ko iron lady ni
forget that thing jare
 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 5-01-2011 07:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 5-01-2011 07:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  4-01-2011 04:52 PM
so u dey form Rambo abi?
Dem neva slap u 4 boobs b4 abi?

she dey form commando for here
abeg slap am for there Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 5-01-2011 07:54 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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