Did I read the Signs Correctly??

Date: 08-01-2011 12:04 pm (14 years ago) | Author: ABIOLA ADERAYO ADEGBIJI
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- at 8-01-2011 12:04 PM (14 years ago)
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In an office:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT


In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD


Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR


Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.


On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Posted: at 8-01-2011 12:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- xter at 8-01-2011 04:40 PM (14 years ago)
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FuNny zmalL

Posted: at 8-01-2011 04:40 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 8-01-2011 05:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 8-01-2011 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 8-01-2011 09:17 PM (14 years ago)
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florish!
Posted: at 8-01-2011 09:17 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmajenic1 at 9-01-2011 07:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Florish,but u no resemble girl wey dey drink urine.Watin happen?
I suspect skypon.Maybe na wen u help am blow long thing.
Posted: at 9-01-2011 07:14 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 10-01-2011 01:04 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 10-01-2011 01:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 10-01-2011 01:51 PM (14 years ago)
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nice piece
Posted: at 10-01-2011 01:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 09:57 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmajenic1 on  9-01-2011 07:14 PM
Florish,but u no resemble girl wey dey drink urine.Watin happen?
I suspect skypon.Maybe na wen u help am blow long thing.

 Grin
no nowwww !!!!!
na terry own..... i see am that day wey she dey blow the thing Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 11-01-2011 09:57 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 10:00 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: shinapeters on  8-01-2011 09:17 PM
florish!
call her again make we know weather she go come back to her senses
cos from my examination, i think she is suffering from skoi-skoi Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 11-01-2011 10:00 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 11-01-2011 10:50 AM (14 years ago)
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u dey craze oo

Posted: at 11-01-2011 10:50 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 03:22 PM (14 years ago)
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na b4 i craze but now i don get myself
now na u ur turn to craze Grin Grin

Posted: at 11-01-2011 03:22 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 11-01-2011 03:34 PM (14 years ago)
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craze dey do shakara 4 me so e say i no fine reach pple like u

rmember say person wey don craze b4 na still craze man him be.

Posted: at 11-01-2011 03:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 04:24 PM (14 years ago)
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i no dey craze again
i don transfer am to u Grin
i dash u the craze
make u continue from where i stop Grin

Posted: at 11-01-2011 04:24 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 11-01-2011 05:10 PM (14 years ago)
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thank God say u don get experience well well craze sector and Goodluck dey look 4 special advicer on craze matter.
U fit apply oo cos nobody go drag d post wit u.

Posted: at 11-01-2011 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 05:32 PM (14 years ago)
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how can i go when u are around?
He has said that u are the perfect man that can represent
so better hurry up and be there Grin Grin

Posted: at 11-01-2011 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 11-01-2011 05:54 PM (14 years ago)
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just dey there dey look,when kaycee go apply na dat time u go knw say the post dey important to u.

Posted: at 11-01-2011 05:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 06:27 PM (14 years ago)
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make him take over nah
but terry na u that post fit ooooo

Posted: at 11-01-2011 06:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 11-01-2011 06:36 PM (14 years ago)
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yeah na me 4 take am but wetin disqualify me be say i neva craze b4 and goodluck dey look 4 pple wey don experience well well 4 craze,i mean pple like u wey don play craze game 4 more than 20yrs.

Posted: at 11-01-2011 06:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 06:42 PM (14 years ago)
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na him be say u go find another person cos am not in that category

Posted: at 11-01-2011 06:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cyndi3 at 11-01-2011 06:51 PM (14 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 11-01-2011 06:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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