florish4love at 8-01-2011 12:04 PM (14 years ago) (f)
In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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Posted: at 8-01-2011 12:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
xter at 8-01-2011 04:40 PM (14 years ago) (m)
FuNny zmalL
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 8-01-2011 04:40 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply xavexdo5 at 8-01-2011 05:48 PM (14 years ago) (m)
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Posted: at 8-01-2011 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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florish!
Posted: at 8-01-2011 09:17 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply emmajenic1 at 9-01-2011 07:14 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Florish,but u no resemble girl wey dey drink urine.Watin happen?
I suspect skypon.Maybe na wen u help am blow long thing.
Posted: at 9-01-2011 07:14 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply terryworld at 10-01-2011 01:04 PM (14 years ago) (m)
ok
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 10-01-2011 01:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply monasea at 10-01-2011 01:51 PM (14 years ago) (f)
nice piece
Posted: at 10-01-2011 01:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 09:57 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Florish,but u no resemble girl wey dey drink urine.Watin happen? I suspect skypon.Maybe na wen u help am blow long thing.
no nowwww !!!!!
na terry own..... i see am that day wey she dey blow the thing
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 11-01-2011 09:57 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 10:00 AM (14 years ago) (m)
florish!
call her again make we know weather she go come back to her senses
cos from my examination, i think she is suffering from skoi-skoi
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 11-01-2011 10:00 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply terryworld at 11-01-2011 10:50 AM (14 years ago) (m)
u dey craze oo
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 11-01-2011 10:50 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 03:22 PM (14 years ago) (m)
na b4 i craze but now i don get myself
now na u ur turn to craze
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 11-01-2011 03:22 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply terryworld at 11-01-2011 03:34 PM (14 years ago) (m)
craze dey do shakara 4 me so e say i no fine reach pple like u
rmember say person wey don craze b4 na still craze man him be.
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 11-01-2011 03:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 04:24 PM (14 years ago) (m)
i no dey craze again
i don transfer am to u
i dash u the craze
make u continue from where i stop
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 11-01-2011 04:24 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply terryworld at 11-01-2011 05:10 PM (14 years ago) (m)
thank God say u don get experience well well craze sector and Goodluck dey look 4 special advicer on craze matter.
U fit apply oo cos nobody go drag d post wit u.
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 11-01-2011 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 05:32 PM (14 years ago) (m)
how can i go when u are around?
He has said that u are the perfect man that can represent
so better hurry up and be there
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 11-01-2011 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply terryworld at 11-01-2011 05:54 PM (14 years ago) (m)
just dey there dey look,when kaycee go apply na dat time u go knw say the post dey important to u.
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 11-01-2011 05:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 06:27 PM (14 years ago) (m)
make him take over nah
but terry na u that post fit ooooo
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 11-01-2011 06:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply terryworld at 11-01-2011 06:36 PM (14 years ago) (m)
yeah na me 4 take am but wetin disqualify me be say i neva craze b4 and goodluck dey look 4 pple wey don experience well well 4 craze,i mean pple like u wey don play craze game 4 more than 20yrs.
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 11-01-2011 06:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 06:42 PM (14 years ago) (m)
na him be say u go find another person cos am not in that category
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 11-01-2011 06:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply cyndi3 at 11-01-2011 06:51 PM (14 years ago) (f)
very funny
Posted: at 11-01-2011 06:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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